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A.X. Ian retweeted
We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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A.X. Ian retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
Evernote is not long for this world. After they screwed up with pricing and added unnecessary AI bullshit all the long time users who were too lazy to switch are jumping ship. It's just a note taking app, the fuck do we need AI for @evernote? reddit.com/r/Evernote/commen…
A.X. Ian retweeted
holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer
- polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded
- the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit
- then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max
- temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges
hyperstitions.
A.X. Ian retweeted
This indie dev is making a simulation game where you’re a worm working a finance job from home.
- Flop your body across the keyboard to work
- Invest in the stock market & earn money
- Highly advanced ragdoll system & physics
It's called Worming from Home. Would you play this?
You know immediately this this bullshit because "LLM" doesn't appear anywhere in this massive screed
A.X. Ian retweeted
Kinda crazy how middle class whites can’t afford homes with garages anymore, so their teenage kids don’t have a free place to make angsty punk rock, so we just don’t get music like this anymore
A.X. Ian retweeted
Donald Trump and his transition team are already breaking the law.
I would know because I wrote the law.
Incoming presidents are required to prevent conflicts of interest and sign an ethics agreement.
This is what illegal corruption looks like. cnn.com/2024/11/09/politics/…
A.X. Ian retweeted
The funniest outcome would be if we all go to bed tomorrow night with no winner declared and when we wake up it’s June 28th, the day after the Biden-Trump debate, and we’re all trapped in a 4 month long time loop for the rest of eternity.
