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Molly Axe

@axemaster2

Because axemaster1 was already taken.

Joined August 2011
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This is Betty and Rhett. Rhett just wanted ONE toy to play with, but Betty got to them first. She always does this. 14/10 for Rhett, 13/10 for Betty
two goldens, rhett in the background looking distraught and barking, betty in the foreground holding what looks like 7 toys very proudly

ALT two goldens, rhett in the background looking distraught and barking, betty in the foreground holding what looks like 7 toys very proudly

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This is Mya. She’s been learning to sing the Star Wars theme song. Finally got it at the end there. 14/10
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Landing on Mars is a rush of tension, drama, and noise. Then, when the dust clears: tranquility and grandeur. #CountdownToMars Explore in 3D in the YouTube app: youtu.be/wE-aQO9XD1g More images: go.nasa.gov/perseverance-raw…
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@TheOnion18 Feb 2021
Curiosity Rover Frantically Driving Around Mars To Make It Look Like It’s Been Busy Before New Spacecraft Arrives bit.ly/3k043ep
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Grounded Plane Makes Snow Angel On Tarmac bit.ly/2NEF700
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When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom Smartfood® White Cheddar Popcorn
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@TheOnion26 Jan 2021
‘Home Gym Equipment Is Still Sold Out Everywhere,’ Man Hopes bit.ly/2MoRCfx
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@TheOnion15 Jan 2021
U.S. Mint Introduces New Seven-Cent Coin To Bolster Citizens’ Math Skills bit.ly/3qp11SV
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‘At Least Days Getting Longer,’ Squeaks Tiny Inner Voice Drowned Out By Rest Of Worries bit.ly/39xd6ib
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@TheOnion13 Jan 2021
Nervous Browns Fan Still Worried Team Going To Blow 48-37 Lead Over Steelers From Days Ago bit.ly/3sqazz0
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@TheOnion6 Jan 2021
D.C. Police Lose Control Of Rioting Trump Supporters After Hundreds Of Officers Called Away To Deal With Black Jaywalker bit.ly/3pWLj1e
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“Wocka Wocka, Old Sport.”
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Exit From Apartment Delayed 20 Seconds To Avoid Pleasantries With Neighbor bit.ly/2L3jJjA
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Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start bit.ly/34Z31ZJ
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@TheOnion19 Nov 2020
New Obesity Drug Delicious bit.ly/3kIlkaB
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@cw_spn19 Nov 2020
One final ride. The two-hour series finale begins tonight at 8/7c. Stream tomorrow free only on The CW. #Supernatural #SPNFamilyForever
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Hazardous Waste Facility Stuffs Batteries In Drawer Until They Figure Out What To Do With Them bit.ly/32SWChK
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Mom Completely Understands That Coming To Thanksgiving Is Risky And That You Don’t Love Her Anymore bit.ly/3fa5Nix
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30-Year-Old Factors In Birthday Money bit.ly/2UjBQmP
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