Stan 🕊️🦢🦜

So uh, Richie rights? They don't exist.

You ever just... Pick a pigeon up off the street?

So uh, anyone want to... "adopt" a penguin?

Sometimes I wake up, and for a brief second, I forget Richie Tozier exists, and it's the most blissful thing.

Anyone know how to get rid of scars...? Asking for a, uh.... friend.

Beautiful...

You ever look at a bathtub and think "Hm. That's ominous."?

I want to go bird watching but the wind is too strong....

Wow who let Eddie's mom on the internet

Everything I touch dies

Birds are the only ones with rights.