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Jacqueline and the NYT have tracked down a disputed bakery bill from 6 years ago…but let James Talarico disappear this month for 12 days with no curiosity.
Journalism is dead.
Six years later, Sen. Roger Marshall settles a $700 bakery bill for 50 frosted sugar cookies, 100 mini strawberry muffins and 100 fudge brownies. nytimes.com/2026/10/10/us/po…
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Ethel cain is a an ugly guy with a sissy and incest fetish.
His father is a pastor and in one of his songs he sings about being raped by his pastor dad.
He used real missing girls posters as inspiration for his album promotion.
He repeatedly stalked and harassed lana del rey multiple times.
Ethel cain is a sick and ugly manlet.
And don't get me started on kim petras...
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Lindsay Ellis made a two-hour “critique of capitalism” in which she abandons her family to take five back-to-back solo vacations, spending the entire time feigning abject misery and sneering at the unsophisticated proles who’re actually enjoying themselves.
She ultimately concludes Disney is the “least evil” cruise line because they recognized her as an influencer, gave her a free VIP suite upgrade, had a crew member she wanted to sleep with, and were slightly more transparent about how gratuities are distributed. Virgin was #2 because they had drag queens and no crotch goblins.
The whole video honestly felt like a parody of aging BreadTubers, right down to her cruise buddy being an insufferable twink who wouldn’t shut up about his favorite anarchist philosophers, oblivious to the fact that he’d get his brains bashed in with a rock about six minutes into his romanticized stateless utopia.
My favorite part was when she attended a Frozen princess dinner and, for one brief, glorious moment, experienced a flicker of actual self-awareness about how messed up it was to be on a Disney family cruise without her two young children.
She then immediately drowned such introspections in alcohol before resuming her simultaneous complaints that everything costs too much and that cruise lines should 10x their labor costs.
Leftism in 2026. You genuinely cannot make this up.
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Reposting myself is kinda weird but one thing I did want to make sure I mentioned that did NOT get mentioned in the podcast is that we are also fixing a bug with XP in dungeons.
In previous beta builds, the XP earned per kill was awarded based on the highest level person in the group. If you are running, say, deadmines with 4 level 20s and 1 level 25, the amount of XP you get is extremely low per kill. With this fix, you should now receive XP based on your level relative to the mob as intended.
This, combined with the 20% increase to base kills in dungeons should make it feel better and more even.
XP gain is not going to be what it was in era, but it should feel significantly better now. We understand that some of you want to dungeon cleave to 60, but this is another one of those things that has to pass muster with our core pillars. That playstyle being the optimal way to level does not pass that muster and we need to hold firm on these balance adjustments.
As it stands now after the adjustments, with perfect xp/hr play, the leveling rates in dungeons will be very close, if not equal to the speed you can level with optimal questing play. That's how much better it was to level in dungeons in Era.
Maintaining that balance is vital to our "World is the Main Character" and "Nurture and Protect Social Experiences" pillars together. Once the scales tip and dungeons become the clear winner, it has a cascading effect on player behavior and we have to consider that impact holistically.
It's podcast-o-clock once again!
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And yet you didn’t have a fucking word to say last week when my friend was FUCKING BEHEADED WHILE MINDING HIS BUSINESS ON A PARK BENCH. THAT DIDN’T BENEFIT YOU DID IT? Fuck you, you cock sucking piece of rotting ass. Fuck you. FUCK YOU
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My dear Wormwood,
You still think in terms of churches and arguments. That is why you fail. The churches can be left standing. What must be spoiled is the literature that taught the young to love the Enemy before they could define Him.
Narnia is one of the more irritating of those books. Children meet Aslan first as adventure and only later discover they have been handling Christ. That is dangerous. Direct attack only makes the stories more precious. So we do not ban them. We adapt them.
Give the Voice to a so-called celebrated actress. Leave the mane. Leave the pronouns. Then the thing that was a male Christ-supposition becomes a prestige performance. The story remains famous; the meaning becomes negotiable. In a generation the story will still be beloved, but the beloved thing will no longer be Lewis’s Lion. It will be the version that flatters the age.
That is how the Enemies literature is destroyed without the vulgarity of a bonfire. Keep the title. Change the sound. When the children hear Aslan, let them hear the present century speaking through Him. Once that habit is formed, the Enemies stories survive as brands. Their doctrine does not.
Do not call it persecution. Call it interpretation. The patients prefer that word, and it does our work admirably.
Your affectionate uncle,
SCREWTAPE
Meryl Streep will officially voice Aslan in Greta Gerwig’s ‘NARNIA: THE MAGICIAN'S NEPHEW’.
🔗 empireonline.com/movies/news…
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So in a matter of days, Ed Sheeran has lost all his support acts, he's lost his house band, he's been banned from various commercial radio stations, Ireland's press has stated he's never welcome to return to the country, organized protests are being formed to take place in the grounds outside upcoming concert dates, he's been accused of having links to Jeffrey Epstein, and Goebbels-style cartoons have been pushed everywhere of his likeness.
And the left think this is progress?
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BREAKING: It’s been revealed that the man accused of plotting an ISIS-inspired mass shooting was a moderator of the r/doordash subreddit, going by the username “u/i_love_femboys6969”
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You lost the ability to say “I’ll be a senator for you” when you gave $9 billion of our tax dollars to fraudsters.
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This Pokémon pinball machine at Costco is $5,000.
There is absolutely no way I can justify buying it.
However, my wife said I can spend 20% of anything I make on X on whatever I want.
So if approximately 80 billion of you could look at this post real quick, I’d appreciate it.
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Guys, she took the oldest son to the basement to murder him. He escaped, ran, hid in his father’s office, before she hunted him down and strangled him to death with a giant rubber band. And then repeated that process for the other two. She knew what she was doing.
Trump: A friend of mine is a very obese person. I said, you're an extremely obese person. He's begging me not to mention his name because I'll destroy his reputation. He had some fat drugs. I said: it's not working—you look like shit.
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Happy to send a free copy to anyone in my comments emoting their big feelings. Have a blessed day, folks.
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A young woman who did everything right in life, just got married and worked hard to achieve a better life was taken out by fat pig that should have been locked up in a mental institution for life.
We shouldn’t have to live like this.
Crazed Times Square stabber's brother reveals long struggle with mental health, possible bipolar diagnosis trib.al/5v92fcb













































