AwkwardPosts retweeted
This is so ^_^ RT @awkwardposts: RT @TheWorldStories: The shelter staff said they do this all day xitter.cf/TheWorldStories/status…
AwkwardPosts retweeted
Replying to @StumblerVideos
BWAHAHAHAH RT @Funny_Truth: RT @awkwardposts: When your ex texts you
Wife: “What are the scratch marks on your neck?
Me: My boys & I went kayaking when out of the blue a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an Octopus!!!
Wife: Do you honestly think I'm stupid enough to believe something as ridiculous as that?"









