I've got 99 problems and they're all razors. #beardsassemble
Tom's face (sometimes)
Joined March 2012
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what do you call someone that doesn't have a beard? not a man. glad to be back on tom's face... hope he doesn't shave me off anytime soon
#30FactsAboutMe I am undoubtedly, better than you since I grow on Tom's face, keep him warm, and he scratches me!
hello beard lovers! well I've been busy growing on Tom's face while on his UNICEF trip! Happy to be back, hopefully I'm here to stay
#20factsaboutmysister She's glorious, she's wondrous, she's luscious, she's made of hair, tom loves to play with her... SHE'S HIS CHEST HAIR
Clearly I fit under Tom's list of #IDontHaveTimeFor otherwise I'd still be growing on his face... #whydoyouhatemesomuch
#GirlsLikeItWhenYou grow me on your face. It's a scientifically proven fact.
Why is the Lion King trending? The movie would have been a thousand times better if it was titled The Beard King. Oscar winner right there.
Sorry I haven't tweeted for a while, it's hard to go online when you've been shaved off and are currently at the bottom of a sink...
#ImThePersonWho grows on Tom's face, keeps him warm at night, gives him company, and gives him something to play with during interviews.
#WeLoveHiddles No one deserves that, especially not Tom Hiddleston, the man with a great beard and an ever greater personality.
#WeAllHaveThatOnePerson who decides to take a razor and cut us off the one place we love most and wash us down the drain... damn Hiddleston
#growitbacktom. I have nothing else to say. Thor 2 has started filming so we won't be seeing me anytime soon :(
Just wondering how and when did I get so much beard lovers. Hope you all have thrown your razors in the bin, though.
Pleased to say, there is a bit of me growing on Tom's face. Not nearly enough, but I guess stubble is better than nothing!!
#AddictedTo Tom's face. I only wish he was addicted to me as well :( that way he'd never shave me off..