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👨‍💻Mobile Developer | Self-taught Vegetable Farmer | I Like Jokes too | I sometimes trade

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined April 2019
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my lawyer is drunk…damn mtetezi wangu yu high😂😂
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Hi, @DonaldTrump . Iran has just installed a new supreme leader, Ayatollah Maheni
BREAKING: Newly appointed Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Arafi, has reportedly been killed in an airstrike, just hours after being given the role.
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Apology manade na ndio tumefika🤦‍♀️🤣
I want to offer an apology to the people of Nairobi, Kenya. The passion you have your city and homeland is amazing… We all make mistakes. I misspoke, and I am sorry to anyone I have offended.🙌
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Huyo tiktok babe ameambia Wakadinali wapige zoezi waache kukaa wasanii wa Lingala😭😂😂😂😂
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davis💙 retweeted
Microsoft:Double click to enter password South African: Nkt Nkt wena
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Because it uses electricity
Why don't we have automatic car wash stands like this in Nigeria?
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Replying to @amerix
Aliambiwa
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In the next few months, you are going to witness your favorite “influencers” pieces of shit rather, completely collaborate with evil. They will gaslight you with all manner of excuses. They will try to convince you to give this government a chance. They will even rub it in your face. Because they have to work for the money. But no matter how hard it gets, don’t forget the truth. Don’t forget all the dynasties have ever done is guard their resources. Don’t forget the hustler just used that narrative to get your votes. Don’t forget that as your parents retire, their parents are getting luxurious jobs. Don’t forget how much of a mess our education system is. Don’t forget how much of a mess our healthcare system is. Please don’t forget the ones who walked so you can run. This is the era of homeguards and real fighters. No matter how much they tell you to sell your soul, don’t do it. You deserve to sleep better at night knowing you are not a sellout. This too shall pass✌🏾 Also, yes, I said pieces of shit
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You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.
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There is something called Grace. When it locates you, it doesn't inspect your certificates or the tribe you come from. It simply changes the story of your life. May the Lord's Grace locate everyone.
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I hope you will teach us mole concept.
Later today at 12.30PM. Karibuni sana. We are African and Africa is our Business..
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I feel seen.
Whoever wrote this particular series is insane cos wtf?!? The plot twist is brazyyy!!!!
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Thank you God for proofing to Kenyans that my tweets are facts and contain the truth only. Kazungu, read my tweets of February about you.
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A product manager approved naming it My OneApp and this is the app icon. What are they smoking on Waiyaki Way 🤦‍♂️
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We dont care what others are going through. Kenyans are not in poverty olympics with other nations
If Kenyans really knew how much other countries are going through, they would be proud of the developments in their country, they would be so proud of the leaders who put them first. Dear brothers and sisters in Kenya, you are too lucky to complain
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For every lie he has told since he assumed office, a strand of hair disappears 😂.
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Map feature for a Logistics management platform✨️
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So instead of a quiet conversation, you chose a public disclaimer that made the organizers look shady, over what? Event listings that mentioned your name? If you want to support tech communities in Kenya, start by not throwing them under the bus for being excited to associate with you.
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Leo kazi ni kuretweet tu #RutoMustGo
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