For the first time in my life I have eaten so much that I need to lie down

New taylor is a 4pack of straight chloroform but why is that second song just ripping off sufjan stevens Illinois album

"Jessie's girl". Now there's a completely outrageous premise for a song

It took me many years to realise that "blinding lights" is a crap song

Lying about your height is awesome. Seems like something you shouldn't be able to do because people can see you but they don't notice. I've been saying I'm 185cm for years now

They have this with 2 full sized Coles here in Clayton it's absolutely fucking ridiculous

I've been watching those solomon and lyle podcasts but kinda passively so only now am i realising hes been saying "dog crap sets" and thats just what theyre called

Before I die I would like to get my own Wikipedia page either because I served as a senator (I do not care what country) or as a sex symbol. Both of these are unattainable

Some shit impossible nothing would produce

Just discovered there's a 10 minute version of my favourite Stevie Wonder song #WOW

2 days in a row where I stopped giving a fuck about my diet #ItsOver

New yeat music is about 5% away from being listenable.... such a shame

Paul simon is the weirdest songwriter of all time. I don't think I can't relate to any element of his brain that made the creative decisions he did

The funniest thing about that shitty "25 years ago today" page is that the guy who runs it thinks the concept of scheduling a tweet is AI and hence is bad

Just had a very strange moment with a pair of pants that I escaped by telling myself that I wasn't actuuuualllly a medium (i am)