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Thirst trap survivor.

Seattle, Washington
Joined January 2015
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Haven’t we learned anything from the movie Sucker Punch? Writing and directing simultaneously is Snyder’s Kryptonite.
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Is it just me or there’s too many pictures of “Cooking up something” in the studio and not enough product coming out from said session of cooking.
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Tube went from a service person’s right to have safe health to race in a heartbeat. So which one is it Tube?
Why did @SenTuberville vote against the next chairman of the Joint Chiefs? “I heard some things he talked about, about race and things that he wanted to mix into the military," he told @BloombergTV. "Our military is not an equal opportunity employer."
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Sometimes it’s tough to speak in public, this doesn’t mean you can’t serve your country. Now claiming Space Lasers are real that’s what we have to question if you are fit to serve your country.
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Or how about a pet that just needs more training for discipline and it’s not news worthy?
Impeach Commander! Tom Fitton says he exposed the scandal of Biden’s dog biting Secret Service Agents, and the cover-up is more proof of corruption in the Admin.
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Just a reminder: Some people are seeing/risked prison time for this guy.
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I hate to break this to you Mike, but us regular folk have always felt the “unequal treatment of the law”. You’re only seeing it now since your on-again off-again pal is going through it? I don’t believe it.
.@Mike_Pence: "I do think that the Department of Justice has lost the confidence of the American people. I mean, in one town hall after another across New Hampshire, I heard a deep concern for a perception about the unequal treatment of the law." trib.al/DsbcRPG
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Hey Clay, you know what Patriots need to find disrespectful, the country’s intelligence being stored in toilets and when asked to bring them back the person/people say “NO” or “I don’t know what you’re talking about”. Not securing National secrets puts Patriots safe from harm.
I’m struggling to find the treason here.
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Here’s and idea to make the spam call suppressor Robo Killer better: Have actual killer robots hunt down spam callers and kill them. #watchthemoneypileup
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We can’t be the people that go “I can’t buy those vegetables, It’ll go bad in a few days” and “Oh, what’s this mysterious meat dish that’s been hanging around my fridge for God knows how long”.
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Tuberville looks like a dude that eats a sandwich with nothing in it except for mayonnaise and will call it a healthy meal.
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Rudy’s out here retelling a story of Murder She Wrote that he just watched that hopefully the faithful would eat up. Stop the bullshit Rudy.
Uh oh! Rudy Giuliani says the GOP witness who had all the information regarding their fake Biden bribery scheme has died.
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Oh Mike, I see you’re still playing the fence. One moment you’re throwing your former running buddy under the bus and next you’re giving this “Don’t be so harsh on him” vibe. Anything for a vote I guess #spinelessmike
Former Vice President @Mike_Pence: "The American people have a right to know what's in that indictment. [...] The unprecedented indictment of a former president of the United States — it's not just a sad day, but it's a troubling day." trib.al/aaGvoMR
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Including ones that are not structurally sound and may kill it’s occupants #remember
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That’s not a thing Ron.
"We will never let Fauci-ism take root in this country ever again"
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When I was once a part of the “younger demographic” and I saw a beer ad I thought “This was intended for me”. Stop wasting everyone’s time Ted!
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Marge loves to pop shots and is not intimidated by armaments, but is spooked by a person of color? This is a bad mix y’all.
Marjorie Taylor Greene on Black congressman Jamaal Bowman: "His physical mannerisms are aggressive ... I feel threatened by him”
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It’s morally wrong because my company bought/rent space pre-pandemic to show that we’re a high value company aka “we’re big swigging dicks up in this piece” but how am I going to dignify this if no one wants to come in to these spaces I’ve bought/rented?
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Performance politics.
.@SpeakerMcCarthy on debt crisis: “It doesn't seem to me yet that they want a deal, it just seems that they want to look like they're in a meeting but they're not talking anything serious […] Seems more like they want a default more than a deal.”
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