Stanley Uris.

🕊— ❛Becoming an adult, according to the holy scripture of Derry, is learning not to give a shit.❜ ⎾ stan "the man" uris; handwritten notes & numbers on paper. adult. descriptive w/ mirrored responses. looking for mains, please retweet. ⏌

Don’t be ( too ) flattered — he actually bought Richie’s gift first. That was only because he thought longer about what to get Bill, but the point still stands. Wow! Stan must be rubbing off him, slowly but surely.

Now that Hanukkah’s over. . . Stan carefully wraps @LOSERSTUTTERS’s Christmas gift. He’s had it picked out for months already!

/; I’ll be back soon I swear

Out buying flowers for @LOSERSTUTTERS. That’s what you do in a relationship, right?

Fine, fine. It WILL be good, he has faith.

C’mon, it’s ju— He’s sorry, don’t be mad. Stanley would love if this could be Bill’s first good ending.

27 years later and you still can’t spell “necessary” correctly, smh.

PLEASE. DO NOT.

That laugh seemed a little forced. It was a good joke, and he knows it.

It’s too late to be having this argument with you again.

Richie. I have bathed with this man. He is CLEAN.

Please leave my boyfriend alone. Doesn’t he suffer enough already?

It better be. If this is another terrible ending of Bill’s, Stan will be quite disappointed.

Fun? At times. Worth it? Stan thinks so.

♡ this for a drunk text from Stan!

That’s how life seems to work among stubborn people; it’s either a constant battle or an easy decision.

It’s perfect. A little depressing with context, but cute nonetheless.