Aves

the trop is the worst stadium to possibly win a historic championship

I don’t know any Brewers fans but baseball just makes me cry so much

2nd CFB Saturday at home & I’m confident I’ll be sitting right here until January

“I threw three interceptions & Saban told me to go stand by coach Spurrier on the other sideline because I was the best player on their team”

Mam and Matt had just moved into that funny apartment with no parking. After twenty-seven years, sleepovers at her place felt like freedom. - At least to me. It was so cold my spray tan was cracking off my winter-lizard legs in the wind. We ducked into a tiny beach café, the oven warming the whole room. “I’ve never had a food I don’t like.” We ordered the bánh mì. “I’ve never had a food I don’t like.” I took one bite. “I’ve never had a food I don’t like.” The bánh mì hit the backboard of the trash can like a brick. We laughed and shared a cheesesteak in silence.

I think my new dream is to become an essayist, be back soon 🫡

Why can’t one make a career out of loving baseball (specifically in 1995)

Based on pure statistics if you ever need me there is about a 1 in 20 chance that I am at home watching Bull Durham

If you DONT vote ALIX to 21523 you are dead to me

if you need the push, come to mass with me, I won’t ask questions, just wish you peace & buy you lunch.

As I woman, I love making men’s jobs sound as silly as possible to them. Plz have so much fun at your pond conference!

If I move back to Dallas my instagram caption will simply be “Made it to Y’all Street”

alive & thriving thank you for understanding

a farmer & a teacher, a hooker & a preacher