love shutting down someone's no guard sheer cold mr rime by pulling up with my own mr rime and sweeping without the OHKO bs 😌

playing the ultra-fun poker game of preparing for onboarding at a "backup" new job which got me an offer sooner than a more preferable job, which i'm reasonably confident in but not enough to gamble a bird in the hand lol 🥸

"massive fan of greek mythology" but unfamiliar with the theban plays is uhh. a bold omission. what's sophocles to the canon anyway right

(mario voice) i'm a-garnishing your wages!

feels worth noting that HAL 9000 is a capricorn

wdym quitting weed fucks up temperature regulation. this part isn't fun

two days in a row i've shown up to appointments 10 minutes early, which is an embarrassingly large accomplishment for me lol. having a vyvanse prescription again rips

arizona tea still being 99¢ is the economy's last remaining solace

glad to see ninajirachi having an incredible year but lamenting that the next time she comes to MKE it'll probably be somewhere bigger than cactus club 🥲 (seeing her in a tiny club right after i love my computer dropped was amazing)

reading about gemstones rabbit-holed to reading about engagement jewelry and suddenly i feel a lot better about blowing my savings on funemployment. the fuck you spending all that on a ring for 🫥

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