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TOm

@automatom

an isolated incident

 Wales
tomsean.net
Joined January 2009
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Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2025! How did you do? #Duolingo365
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finally ran out of covid toilet roll
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there’s a massive party going on outside and I’m trying to put my world map up straight
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had my head in this sniffing the new for past 10 mins
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bottas 3.0 looking super hot
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chris pratt’s best performance was getting slapped by a keyboard in wanted
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you know you got issues when you dual-wielding pizza
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Im addicted to narcissism. I scroll it daily. Feast my eyes on its voyeuristic charms. Wish my life away in flurry of social connections, phat smiles and gleaming hairlines
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man, shit got deep watching love island
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finally confirmation the 2023 merc isn’t haunted
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 21 Jan 2009 (via @twi_age).
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While I’m at it with #F1rants last weekend ‘Crofty’ constantly hanging @NaomiSchiff out to dry during her trackside updates. Very clear and obvious what that guy was doing
Just want to tell you guys how much I’ve taken to my airfryer. We have a unique bond now
Danica Patrick at every race please #SkyF1
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Pierre Gasly and the Tale of the Indestructible Car
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Replying to @alanshearer
I watched your dvd boss 🖤🤍🇧🇷
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Is Ted Kravitz fucked up on codeine or what
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porpoising + aquaplaning = 🚩
“Diamonds are a girl’s best friend” - someone with way too much money
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