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Joined June 2013
Thank you for your *continued* interest in the authorblues brand and authorblues-branded content. For my birthday this year, @DerekMK has updated the style guide to better explain acceptable use of the authorblues brand. Your observance of these simple rules are appreciated.
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Y'all, I'm starting to think we shouldn't have given the dumbest nepo baby in the US the keys to every one of this nation's most fragile institutions. I know it seemed like a great idea at the time, but I'm really starting to have some doubts.
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🎉 Join us in welcoming @authorblues to the Tantrum family! 🦦 Check out his NEW merch line full of fun and cute designs alike. These designs are available on shirts, hoodies, gaming pads, dad hats, and tote bags over at ▶️ tantrummerch.com/authorblues…
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What do you expect me to do here? Be real, @TwitchSupport. You need me to delete 1000+ highlights, but if I delete more than one at a time with the "Delete All" button, I get this error.
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I'm just trying to do what you told me to do. Why even have a Delete All button if it doesn't work?
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Last year I played ten games, and I wrote a little review of each one. Hope you enjoy them! markrjohnsongames.com/2025/0…
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He looked kinda easy to draw.
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It Looks SUPER EASY! 👀 Nintendo World Championships Race tests the skills of @authorblues @Skybilz @gtace99 & @EpicCrossover. #AGDQ2025
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Congrats to @authorblues for winning Kusogrande Live at #AGDQ2025! @_Lizstar_ put on an amazing performance, taking second. Hope everyone had fun this marathon, and we plan to be back for SGDQ!
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Hey @OriginalFunko, my mom loves your products, and I know it would mean the world to them to hear from you. What claims do I specifically have to make for her to get a call from you?
At Funko, we hold a deep respect and appreciation for indie games, indie gamers, and indie developers. We’re fans of fans, and we love the creativity and passion that define the indie gaming community. Recently, one of our brand protection partners identified a page on itch.io imitating the Funko Fusion development website. A takedown request was issued to address this specific page. Funko did not request a takedown of the @itchio platform, and we’re happy the site was back up by this morning. We have reached out to @itchio to engage with them on this issue and we deeply appreciate the understanding of the gaming community as the details are determined. Thank you for sharing in our passion for creativity.
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The "takedown request" in question was a "fraud and phishing" report to the registrar, instead of the more usual DMCA request, according to the person who runs itch. news.ycombinator.com/item?id=423640…
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He was so cute ❤️
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not a movie but still my favorite example of this
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That isn't what Amendment 1 said though. "...only a citizen of the United States who is 18 years of age and ***otherwise possessing the qualifications for voting***" and it passing is going to be a huge problem
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So basically NC is fucked permanently
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I'm here, on 🟦☁️
Replying to @authorblues
Changed my handle, just in case somebody stumbles across this looking for me.
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Replying to @MikeDrucker
I love how every devastating crypto loss is measured in dollars.
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The only way you could type something like this is if your understanding of the world was informed entirely by circa 1950 Looney Tunes and Tom Lehrer songs.
Kamala Harris is far-left. She would be far-left in Europe
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We are at a moment where apathy is unacceptably irresponsible. You must vote. You *need* to research what will be on your ballot, and you *need* to show up to vote for your interests.
hi if you're eligible to vote in the US, PLEASE VOTE not just for the presidential race -- your local elections are SUPER important, have a TON of bearing on your day-to-day life, and are frequently decided by TINY margins. You cannot afford to sit this one out. You cannot.
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I already voted for you 10 times, but I owe you an apology, Ms Harris, wasn't really familiar with your game. Gonna go right now to cast a few more votes.
BREAKING: Elon Musk says Kamala Harris will Shut down X and bring back Twitter if she wins the Election
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While Musk did say this, as shown in the video posted as a reply to this post, Harris has not made this claim. The claim that she did so is based on a misleading clip from a 2019 interview where she speaks on Donald Trump’s Twitter account. poynter.org/fact-checking/…
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