You can take the girl out of the CIA, but you can't take the CIA out of the girl
ON UCHICAGO CAMPUS: U.S. Senator from Michigan Elissa Slotkin hopes planned political prosecutions of republican leaders will scare young conservatives from getting involved in politics.
@ElissaSlotkin
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New York is full of resentful theater kids from Akron Ohio who think they’re owed a free loft in Chelsea because they didn’t like football growing up
How many times in how many different parts of the world have we seen this same scene unfold?
Ossoff is peak Lil homie scenes
Sen. Jon Ossoff (@ossoff) (D-GA) says opponent Mike Collins (R) is "a crumbling little bigot" and calls for a second debate: "Mike, if you want to go again, I'm ready. I'm ready, Mike."
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Liberals believe that high school students in France are engaging in violent riots due to "grievances over teacher shortages"
Chat what's that one Oasis song that won't make you tear your garments and pour ashes over your head?
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I suspect it was always full of strivers who were willing to say whatever they thought the audience wanted to hear, you're just buying boomer bullshit about the authenticity of the old counter culture
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Facebook
2008: Check in on old high school chums
2011: Racist uncle joins
2013: Everyone gets married
2014: Grandma joins
2017: Everyone gets divorced
2018: Forgot it existed
2026: Check in every two weeks to see who died
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Imagine if you will a world where a panopticon conglomerate owns two brands of hot sauce
Hellmann's mayo
McCormick spices
Cholula hot sauce
Frank's RedHot
What do these products have in common? One company could soon control them all.
I have concerns that McCormick and Unilever's $45 billion merger could increase YOUR grocery prices.
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I was at @BrooklynPaper when Rob Ford's crack-smoking vid dropped, and then-Borough President Eric Adams gave us an interview where he said he wanted Ford to meet with the youth of Brooklyn, to serve as a "symbol" of recovery from crisis.
And he dispensed this unforgettable quote
































