«Pour la jeunesse américaine, sa chevelure blonde était devenue le symbole du refus de l'Amérique reaganienne et puritaine. »

Joined April 2021
You can take the girl out of the CIA, but you can't take the CIA out of the girl
ON UCHICAGO CAMPUS: U.S. Senator from Michigan Elissa Slotkin hopes planned political prosecutions of republican leaders will scare young conservatives from getting involved in politics. @ElissaSlotkin
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Gotta side with the fella here
Bro SWATTED a girl half his size away 🤔
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I didn't know they had libraries in Las Vegas
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New York is full of resentful theater kids from Akron Ohio who think they’re owed a free loft in Chelsea because they didn’t like football growing up
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How many times in how many different parts of the world have we seen this same scene unfold?
A liberal French women explains to these African Islamic invaders robbing her family’s store that she’s on their side & voted for them to come here & voted to defund the police They laughed and mocked her and stole all her merchandise & probably r_ped her
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Mohamed Morsi scenes bro
Voter: “Abdul, will you disavow the Muslim Brotherhood?” Abdul El-Sayed: “I haven’t seen you disavow them.”
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Showing up to vote for Ralph nader in 1996 like
Cruel Intentions might be the most quintessential late 90s aesthetic film in existence.
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Buck: that is a disgusting display Shane: What are you gay?
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Ossoff is peak Lil homie scenes
Sen. Jon Ossoff (@ossoff) (D-GA) says opponent Mike Collins (R) is "a crumbling little bigot" and calls for a second debate: "Mike, if you want to go again, I'm ready. I'm ready, Mike."
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Liberals believe that high school students in France are engaging in violent riots due to "grievances over teacher shortages"
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Chat what's that one Oasis song that won't make you tear your garments and pour ashes over your head?
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This may be the most English sentence of the 21st century
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I suspect it was always full of strivers who were willing to say whatever they thought the audience wanted to hear, you're just buying boomer bullshit about the authenticity of the old counter culture
San Francisco’s transition from counter culture capital to LinkedIn: The City™️ needs to be studied. Not so it can be replicated, but so it can never happen anywhere else ever again.
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Facebook 2008: Check in on old high school chums 2011: Racist uncle joins 2013: Everyone gets married 2014: Grandma joins 2017: Everyone gets divorced 2018: Forgot it existed 2026: Check in every two weeks to see who died
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Imagine if you will a world where a panopticon conglomerate owns two brands of hot sauce
Hellmann's mayo McCormick spices Cholula hot sauce Frank's RedHot What do these products have in common? One company could soon control them all. I have concerns that McCormick and Unilever's $45 billion merger could increase YOUR grocery prices.
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I was at @BrooklynPaper when Rob Ford's crack-smoking vid dropped, and then-Borough President Eric Adams gave us an interview where he said he wanted Ford to meet with the youth of Brooklyn, to serve as a "symbol" of recovery from crisis. And he dispensed this unforgettable quote
Canada agglomerated its major cities in the 1990s and 2000s, officially incorporating suburbs and exurbs into the urban centers. The result was the rise of Rob and Doug Ford in Toronto.
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Me when someone asks how I lean politically:
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