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Austin, TX
Joined January 2011
A trailer for my new poem, "Not Enough Vision." It uses eye-tracking software to react to your gaze. It's about Aaron Swartz, surveillance, and more. 👁️ I’m honored to be 1 of 6 Austin poets selected for Layers of Place: Austin, a project from @MIT @opendoclab's Augmented Reality and Public Space Artist Collective. Links to the poems below 👇
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seems like we're all having fun today but i gotta jet. im making deviled eggs for the potluck tonight.
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many years ago I kind of felt this way, but eventually I realized this feeling was the product of internal frustration and personal dissatisfaction that I had to neutralize. it's also known as "sour grapes"
Idek what this is but there are too many literary magazines. 95% of people need to stop publishing. Online literature has produced exactly zero good writers
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august smith 🛸🔴 retweeted
A WEEK FROM TODAY AUSTIN TEXAS WITH NICK MACE @MaceSystemsCorp AUTHOR OF SALOMON'S GARDEN - RELEASING TUESDAY AND SPECIAL GUESTS NOAM HESSLER @poetryaccnt1518 AUGUST SMITH @augustjsmith A TALE OF MYTH, INTRIGUE, AND WOE THAT COULD ONLY HAPPEN IN TEXAS JOIN US & RSVP ⬇️
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Elizabeth Holmes has interesting eyes
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donnie darko makes no sense change my mind
that's bestie (donnie darko makes no sense)
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playing a show tonight at the Friendly Rio Market! filling in for a band that dropped. I have to leave immediately afterwards to catch the nathan fielder film.
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I'm making a delicious potato salad for my beautiful girlfriend
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so far this morning I shattered my ceramic neti pot, dropped garlic sauce all over the floor, got a nasty scratch from my cat, and then ordered a $40 t shirt to feel better
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august smith 🛸🔴 retweeted
OUR RELEASE PARTY IS ON OCTOBER 24TH AT ALIENATED MAJESTY BOOKS WITH @augustjsmith @poetryaccnt1518 SEE YOU SOON partiful.com/e/eiTrvR8M8STnC…
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Visitors from the Red Star talks about this. (with some lines stolen from Coleridge and Scott Walker)
I want to be your victim. I’m ready for abduction 🛸
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I'm running a free, open-to-the-public poetry workshop in Austin next week! 🕵️‍♂️ sign up: events.humanitix.com/researc…
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august smith 🛸🔴 retweeted
He's talking about our next novel SALOMON'S GARDEN by Nick Mace (@MaceSystemsCorp), to be clear. Preorder via the FH website now and pack your bag for our release party in Austin on October 24th.
One of the most important readings for this generation, you're not even ready. DROPPING OCTOBER 22ND
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if you buy an old bus can you just drive it around like a car? or maybe a better question is, at what size/length does a bus start to require special licensure?
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a serviceable list of poetry prompts
Today I learned about the All Souls examination, which is reputed to be the hardest exam in the world. To even be considered, you need to have a degree from, or be a current graduate student of Oxford. Hundreds of people sit and only two people pass every year. Attached is last year's general exam. Before I saw it, I wondered, how hard could it be. Well, it turns out…it's "Defend ghosting.", "Does a pope matter?", and "Is body language a language?" hard:
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Need one of these for my yard
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august smith 🛸🔴 retweeted
Integrating The Shadow Self Speedrun 100% TAS No Wall Hacks
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not to be such an american but I devote like 5% of my psyhic energy to resisting the siren call of P Terry's Burgers every single waking day
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