Space unicorn engineer by day, comedy robot novelist by night. Invented the paperless butter knife. Always 0s and 1s ahead. #Entrepreneur #AIJockey #Ninja

Marina del Rey, California
Joined February 2007
You can check out Viktor for free. Yes, I'm shilling. But damn, it's pretty awesome. app.getviktor.com/signin?ref…
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I accidentally built a children's book company because I don't know how to have normal hobbies. Libronauts turns your kid into the hero of a custom storybook. Real photo, original story, original illustrations. No templates. It exists for one kid only. libronauts.com
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If you bought my new book: THANK YOU. Truly. If you also leave an honest Amazon review: I will love you forever*. *Forever may be a scientific exaggeration. amazon.com/Doctor-Kabooms-Bo…
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Plot twist: my kids’ book full of poop facts is the #1 New Release in Doctors & Medicine Humor. Science is weird. amazon.com/dp/B0G6CWCL1M
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I made a kids’ science book. It’s educational. It’s chaotic. It’s… disgustingly fun. Doctor Kaboom’s Bonkers Book of Gross Facts! 200+ real science facts about slime, snot, bugs, barf, poop and all the things kids find hilarious. Check it out! amazon.com/dp/B0G6CWCL1M
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Thought I'd do some baking today.
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School: humanity’s first group babysitting hack disguised as education.
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I usually just say I build “software stuff.” But this one’s different. Undelulu isn’t a product. It’s a love letter in code. For anyone who’s ever whispered, “I just wish someone would listen.” 🖤 undelulu.com
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Today’s Forecast: 80% chance of chaos, 20% chance of remembering your password.
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RIP George Wendt Have a cold one for me, George.
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A new pope! Pope Leo XIV was officially chosen today. He says he wants to bring the Church into the modern era—starting by replacing confession booths with anonymous Google Forms.
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The Vatican unveiled Pope Francis’s tomb, but the kerning is so off, it reads like ‘F R A NCIS VS’—which sounds less like a pope and more like a ‘Fast & Furious’ sequel.
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August Trometer retweeted
Grok 3 is a crypto MONEY PRINTER I built a Bot that turned $200 ➜ $61K while I slept No coding skills. No experience. Just 10 mins + this guide Here's how I did it 🧵👇
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OMG. What a piece of spacejunk Section 31 is. I could have written a better script while being electroshocked. If this is where Star Trek is going, I'm not boarding the ship. @StarTrek @StarTrekOnPPlus @ParamountPlus
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