A little business pig wants to join your party...

This morning, while I was on a walk, I found a folded-up note on the ground. Here is what it said: “If it’s not true, then why, when the bell rings, does the whole world vibrate?

I love my life.

I don't think the world's going to end.

Sorry I haven't posted lately. I have been working on something and I hope I can show you it soon. Talk to you later! 👋

I'm not sure why we say an animal has fleas rather than fleas have the animal which seems more accurate. After a brief investigation I have discovered the source of my associate's recent heightened devilishness: he has got imps or perhaps imps have got him.

Would you believe it? The same fellow that trapped me in the stocks yesterday today thought it would be funny to lure me upon a rooftop and then pull the ladder away. I don't know what has gotten into him!

An associate of mine, in an uncharacteristically devilish move, has trapped me in these stocks as I guess a joke. I fear he may have forgotten about me. While I would prefer not to get hit with tomato if you have grievance with me and feel you must I forgive you.

You are not alone your friends are just having a hard time finding you though all the noise.

Grant me the means of production and I will make silly and frivolous ornamention that no one asked for but I promise it will be joyful.

God willing, no matter how many times I am rejected I will keep trying to court the world.

Regardless I have hope.

This morning on a walk I passed by an old man who called out to me, "Little pig, let me tell you something. If I won the lottery I would commission the world's largest bell and then ring it twelve times a day to remind people they can relax because God is in control."

There is hardly anything more beautiful than sencerity. God willing I will some day become fully liberated from cynicism.

Yesterday at a celebration of Chuseok I sat next to a man with down syndrome and he passed me a lovely note.

I don't know much about God given rights but I thank the Lord for all of my God given opportunities.

Last night I dreamt I was exploring a neighborhood in my childhood hometown. While poking about I discovered a sprawling fenced area behind one of the houses, the end of which was beyond what I could see. The fenced area was filled with gigantic ramshackled buildings and structures constructed of massive timbers of driftwood with other drift wood randomly strewn about the ground. I had a deep desire to climb the fence and explore this tremendous place of overwhelming beauty but I was stopped by the thought that I needed to ask the owner's permission. I went to the house that sat in front of the fenced place and inside found a workshop full of foreign students busy with various tasks. I located the owner, a grumpy old man, and asked him for permission to explore the fenced land. He refused but it was clear it pained him to do so, instead, as if in consolation, he offered me a very well paying job. Crying heavily, I begged him repeatedly and rejected the job offer, which I desperately needed, saying I would only do it should he allow me to enter. After the dream ended it occured to me that perhaps that mysterious land of driftwood was the land of the dead.

I'm going to be a part of something beautiful and nothing can stop me.

I read in a book once that the animal mind is a circular and that the human mind is linear. God willing I'm going to break the cycle.