audrey leighton

“I have no idea what each one symbolizes emotively. I just pick out the picture I like.” - my mom after asking her why she sent me a pancake emoji. Or pancake “picture” according to her. 🙄😂😂

Drinking a glass of perfectly dry wine and watching you season 2 : this is self care at its finest.

But today I thought, why not buy a new beautiful ring for myself and wear it on my engagement finger? Because while I’m not to be engaged, I am very much in love. With myself.

So for the last few months I’ve been wearing this gold ring on what is traditionally my engagement finger. I’ve been asked why, if I’m engaged and so on. I’m not.

christmas food coma 💯

I know it’s Christmas but I miss my job(s). I miss my gross gym. I miss waking up at 5 am. I miss all the things most people love to skip at this time of the year.

I think above all I’m looking for a specific kind of love from a man. That’s not to say men won’t or haven’t loved me. It is just very hard, impossible almost for me to find a love that doesn’t feel mediocre. Just because it’s love doesn’t mean it’s right or enough.

colour palette of my dreams

The Audrey sweater coming in 2020.

I don’t see how it’s possible for ANY small, skinny white man to have an overinflated ego when there are men like Stormzy on this earth.

This video is hands down why I checked twitter every morning. WATCHED IT 4 TIMES. HEART FULL OF GLEE. also quietly very concerned the dog will fall off?!

Maybe I’m old but I find it highly bizarre when people in mid conversation take out their phone to take a selfie. Like what? Do that later, alone. It makes me feel embarrassed. Do I continue talking or should I wait until they are finished with the selfie?

It will never cease to amaze me that even the most out of shape, skinniest man believes he’s the rock when he lifts ONE weight at the gym. It’s not confidence. It’s delusion. But still in AWE.

Also being a feminist doesn’t mean supporting every single woman’s decisions. Not at all. Some women are dumb. I’m not going to applaud a dumb decision from ANYONE regardless of their sex.

I’m really starting to believe there are only two kinds of women in this world. The kind that live like the feminists they should be. And then there are the ones that make the change /equality we need much harder. Stay in the right lane ladies please.

I’ve debated for months about buying myself a vintage christmas present. And I decided that after working so hard, I did indeed deserve it. 😂

One of my biggest joys is walking home from the gym early in the morning and stopping for an overpriced oat latte that I’ll drink in the sun alone, still sweaty and energized from my workout. It’s absolutely one of the happiest and most consistent pleasures of my life.

ALV wrap dresses - we spent days collectively as a team sending all your packages.

One of my biggest lessons of 2019? Losing my temper when shit goes wrong is useless and the weaker option. Stay calm. You’ll navigate through whatever it is much better. The dramatic reaction is immature. In fact drama is for kids. There I said it.