𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒𝐘 𝐔𝐍𝐖𝐈𝐍.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* the 𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘯 ⠀⠀⠀⠀detailed. experienced. ⠀⠀⠀⠀/ au portrayal of 𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 ‘𝙀𝙜𝙜𝙨𝙮’ 𝙐𝙣𝙬𝙞𝙣. ⠀⠀⠀⠀mature content 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵. ⠀⠀⠀⠀fandom flexible with 𝑴𝑪𝑼. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀—⠀⠀⠀⠀🅚⠀⠀⠀⠀—

Does he always stretch naked?

Stretching, huh—.

Sir—.

He's been reading about SHIELD to catch up on some research. . . He's also trying to figure out how to introduce himself to Spiderman.

He fell asleep with his glasses on and now they're nowhere to be found.

Ooh, soup? How sweet — what kind is it?

N-No!

Adjusts his tie. He can't breathe.

Blushes. Pardon—??

His phone is still set in UK time.

“Whoa, that's grim!” Eggsy was blissfully aware that Elio was kidding but there might have been an unconscious worry that maybe he wasn't. Even so, all the more reason to love his boyfriend.

Elio's phone is practically blowing up at this point — left and right. Because of this butterface! Eggsy peaks over his shoulder and gives a smug little scoff. “Not in a million years!”

Hot men. Hot men everywhere.

A print?? Is he PSYCHO?

His mirror is fine! Eggsy is still looking at the photo because yes, he's tagged in it — plus all the Avengers and Kingsman crew is gonna see it. Maybe Elio will brag a little bit.

Was it also Elio's plan to make Eggsy look better than he does?