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I want to be the girl with the most cake.

E Pluribus Unum
Joined October 2008
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Austin voters sent a clear and stern rebuke to Austin City leaders today by voting in a landslide: * FOR Prop B to require Austin to reinstate the public camping ban * AGAINST making Austin a strong Mayor city * AGAINST giving vouchers to voters to donate to city campaigns
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We only have 4 orders for today. It’s been a slow few weeks. Help us out Austin! Yes, you can order online or by phone today for pickup today!
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very appropriate that infamous spanish flu survivor edward cullen would return to our lives now. imagine the wisdom he can share
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An at-home rendition of "The Eyes of Texas" to lift your spirits this #LonghornFriday! Shoutout to everyone who participated 🤘🎵 @UTAustin
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Not sure what the collective noun for Britney Spears fans is, but my coffee machine is certainly one of them... #Stronger
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Remember how we all used to sit around at midnight sending “Merry Christmas” T9 texts to everyone in your contact list so many years ago? I’m so glad I’ve written most of you off since then. Merry Christmas!
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instagram watching us complain abt it being down knowing they’re forcing us to talk to family members. #instagramdown
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me opening twitter for the first time in 5 months to see if instagram is down or if my wifi is just shitty #instagramdown
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Me when I realise #instagramdown is a thing and it’s not just my slow af WiFi
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how Instagram is acting rn #instagramdown
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He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
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⬆️ Retweet the above tweet and reply to this tweet with your username when you're done, we have some Extra Lives we'd love for you to take off our hands
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🚨If you receive a package that you are not expecting or looks suspicious, DO NOT open it, call 911 immediately. RT- Help us spread this message. 🚨 xitter.cf/chief_manley/status/97…
My heart goes out to the family of the individual who died & was injured from the explosion on Old Fort Hill Dr. This type of crime will not be tolerated in #ATX. If you receive a package that you are not expecting or looks suspicious, DO NOT open it, call 911 immediately.
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feed a fever, starve a fuckboy
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FOX NEWS: Leader of "Bikers For Trump" described being "assaulted" by a Woman at the March. "She screamed in my face & threw glitter on me"
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Happy New Year! ✨🎉✨🎉✨
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