Here's what will happen in Sony's Starship Troopers remake: • Non-white Strong Female Protagonist will join the mobile infantry and will be constantly talked down to by stupid, sexist men, but she will outperform all of them. • She will go to Klendathu or Planet P and end up getting stranded or captured, and will realize the Bugs are people just like her and she will sympathize with them. • Humans are the real monsters. The man-eating bugs who launch meteors that destroy entire cities are just misunderstood. So she goes native and teaches the Bugs how to fight the humans. • The nerdy but cute boy who had a crush on Strong Female Protagonist at boot camp— played by Tom Holland— will help her from inside the Federation by using his computer hacking skills to find out what the evil Sky Marshall Old White Man is planning. • A big battle ensues, and Old White Man gets eaten by the Cute Sidekick Bug who was portrayed as harmless up until now. • Cute Sidekick Bug will be heavily merchandised. • The movie will make $126 million against a $160 million budget. • Drink Pepsi.