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ever wonder why twofish plays on an account named dmjb? i know what it stands for and i’ll let you in on the secret. dungeon master justin beiber
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People who commit suicide are literally not in their right state of mind. To call it "selfish" has always irked me, since we're talking about an impaired mental state so severe it has to overcome survival instinct.
My best friend jumped off a bridge 15 years ago, to her death. She left three young girls. I will never understand, nor will I ever accept it. Committing suicide is the peek act of selfishness. She might be at peace. But no one who loved her will never rest until they’re dead too. Don’t do it. Just don’t.
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notice how it’s always the gay sibling complaining about having the hottest bedroom in the house… it’s bc your family is preparing you for hell…..
After half a year with the new menus and ui I think they are really ugly compared to what we had before.
I really miss game modes being shown with nice big art pieces and for like most of the main menu to not be ads for shop skins for heroes I dont care about
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having to keep a kitchen you use daily clean is basically like 12 nine elevens every hour of your life
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save the world for them. stop climate change for them. destroy all data centers for them.
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lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all
sometimes it’s crazy to think twofish is my boyfriend bc WHAT do you mean we just stacked with fareeha THE fareeha for an hour and a half HUH fishy is so good at the game he’s played with so many cool people and i’m just along for the ride :3
is it fucked up for me to eat fish sticks while dating twofish or is it acceptable to waggle a stick at him saying “heeeere fishy fishy come get the fish food”
ever since middle school i learned there is an evil in my body that is released during the nighttime and i shan’t let it escape. anyways i’m a night shift worker what can go wrong 😃
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They should remove every hero from the game because they all counter me because im not good at the game.





























