Andy Theodorou

At a DUNE-themed restaurant, would you try the Penne Gesserit, The Giedi Prime Beef with Duncan Idaho Mashed Potatoes, or The Kwisatz Haderach of Lamb?

They’re making a Toy Story prequel to explain how Woody got a snake in his boot

This is a message for anyone with long hair: Oh look out, your hair is going in your food

Imagine a horse that is also cool as hell

I wrote a banger of a joke but I don’t think it’ll be a good tweet. I might have to do a video

I was born in the wrong decade. Should have been 45,160 B.C.

Mad Max and Maverick both drive fast things and have a best friend named Goose that dies

Citizens on Patrol

I saw Furiosa bc I love Mad Max and it reminded me of my favorite line from any movie, “Cundalini wants his hand back”

The look like Jedis or something

This is you reminder that The Legend of Bagger Vance is loosely based on the Bhagavad Gita

Kordylewski clouds, also named ghost moons, are concentrations of dust that exist at the L4 and L5 Lagrangian points of the Earth–Moon system

I don’t know how else to say this— Happy Mother’s Day to all the fine honies out there

The northern lights were in just my kitchen last night

Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a bitch?

My ex best friend’s aunt died on 4/20 from having 5 too many pots 😢

Hairway to Steven (Taylor’s Version)

Chordata is the best phylum