Fermenter, drınker, thınker. Speaker ın tongues, cruncher of theorems. Apprehender of musıc, art, phılosophy. Servant of the deathless gods. Also @Monged_beers.

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Joined August 2009
Yer ma is opening an Embassy of Tlön in an abandoned LPG station on the edge of town #PolishTwitter #Borges xitter.cf/PNEUMADUSZA/status/759…
TWOJA STARA OTWIERA AMBASADĘ TLÖNU W OPUSZCZONEJ STACJI LPG NA SKRAJU MIASTA
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tl;dr: - @returnireland requires cans to carry a logo - IE is a tiny market: int'l brewers can't add logos to everything just for us => Most int'l cans not from megacorps won't be available here after May - Solution: drop the logo requirement permanently, not just until May.
Given that @returnireland has only tried to reply in secret to you, I will provide you with the answer. @returnireland - please advise if anything I am answering below is not a fact. (01/40) - A thread.
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my new favorite fun fact is that the words "lord" and "lady" descend from old english words that mean "bread-guardian" and "bread-kneader", respectively!!
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Replying to @ProfBrianCox
"UFO" means "unidentified flying object" – yet the first thing people do is identify it ("It's aliens"). This shouldn't annoy me. But it does, Brian.
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proof that ya just can’t gerrymander people that shag more than ya
Largest party by vote % in each council, 2019 vs 2023
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That time the pubquizlord said "the Welsh name for Wales is Simroo" and I screamed "Kumreeeeee". – at Dublin City, Ireland
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Etymological life coach, reporting for duty 🫡
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.@Baintex Hello, we're staying in a apartment in Spain which has your "Easy Lock" fitted on the door. It randomly makes a loud beep sound which is preventing us from sleeping at night. The beeping starts with no warning and continues to beep 6, 10, 20 times before (1/2)
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stopping. Then it is quiet for a random time, maybe 40 minutes. Then it starts again. What causes this and how can we stop it?
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choose your new years resolution:
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Distrust everyone in whom the impulse to punish is powerful!--Friedrich Nietzsche
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cake venus
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The Italian ideogram for "exorcise before use". – at Paris, France
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SOMETIMES YOU AT THE BAR SOMETIMES THE BAR EATS YOU – at Krakow, Poland
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I'VE SEEN YOU AROUND TOO FRIEND. I think you imagined the second bit. – at Krakow, Poland
So I've been thinking, and I've concluded that the moral of Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen is: Don't try to rip off your general contractor if there is also a horny dwarf around.
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if fatima lives in ireland she may not have to retrain it would have been life-changing to have been picked for @artscouncil_ie's basic income for the arts pilot. i wasn't😭but what a HUGE step toward addressing arts income insecurity. opening to all eligible artists in 3 years.
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