My friend Titi always knew exactly what she wanted from life.
From primary school she would tell anyone who asked, “I’m going to finish school, get a good job, marry a serious man by 25, and start my own family.”
Until one sunday, something happened...
Yes. I lost my entire circle in 400L & I’m still not fully over how lonely I have became afterwards.
We were that tight group of five girls. Same hostel block, same dept in Funaab, same everything. Every weekend was either someone’s birthday or a party, But something happened...
Life as a student.
Pay for data
Pay for transport fare
Pay for charging of gadgets
Pay to drink water
Pay to eat
Everything pay pay pay pay pay
I remembered this exact format last year & it still makes me shake my head every time I see posts like this.
There was this time me & my friend Maria were very close. Then this guy entered the picture. Damola. A Smooth talker, always smelling good, drove a Toyota. A SHORT THREAD
Omo, I just hear one new format wey some guys dey use chop girls o! 😂
Dem go carry babe inside car, then branch one building site wey still dey under construction.. the site no be their own o. Dem go leave the babe inside the car with AC on, come down to greet the workers and engage them in small talks. Before dem leave, dem go bring out small cash give the workers. The babe go dey observe for inside car
Dem go now enter the car and tell the babe say the workers dey really try, say e don spend many millions on the project and still get plenty money to spend so the building go finish on time.
Omo, from that moment, the babe go begin reason am differently. She go wan loyal because she don see say the guy get serious investment and plenty expenses. She fit even begin manage herself financially, with the hope say when the project finally finish, she go enjoy the benefits too.
in uni you have three choices:
1. have a social life
2. have good grades
3. have money
you cannot have all three.
Barewa College (founded in 1921) is the only Secondary School in Nigeria to have produced a Prime Minister, a Premier, 5 Heads-of-State, 20 State Governors, 2 CBN Governors aa well as many eminent Nigerians including the Sultan of Sokoto.
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Nothing of such happened in UI. 😡
I remembered that exact feeling in 300L at FUNAAB, during one of those departmental group presentations where they mixed people randomly.
They put me in a group with four people who were pure first-class material. One of them... A SHORT THREAD 🧵
“Silence is the best answer for a fool”
Maybe that’s the reason why buhari didn’t write a book to defend himself and his administration?
COREN after seeing "Islamic Engineering"
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300L Students at 3pm cooking up ideas on how to graduate from uni without writing final Year exams and project
You no go fold ke? 😂
Dear @ibadanuni
I hereby retract my earlier tweet concerning lecturers at the University of Ibadan.
The statement was not intended to accuse any lecturer or member of staff of the University of Ibadan of bribery, corruption, or any form of professional misconduct. I acknowledge
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We are immensely proud to announce that Ezekiel Oluwaseyi, a distinguished student of the University of Ibadan, has emerged as the Chairman of NAUS Oyo State. This remarkable achievement that reflects the excellence, leadership, and dedication our students continue to demonstrate




















