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I’m catfish. hft FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 FREE NIGERIA 🇳🇬

Right next to safiyya
Joined February 2015
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Fuck pasta, marry rice and kill potatoes
Fuck, Marry, Kill Pasta Rice Potatoes
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There’s just something odd when non Nigerians wear Nigerian esque asoebi it’s just off and you can tell
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I think you’re an extremist
ليش ما يسوّون مجسّم زي كذا للطواف في الحرم؟ كذا نفتك و نخفف الزحمة ويصير الطواف أريح للناس ونقلّل الاختلاط بين الرجال والنساء. وش رأيكم بالفكرة؟
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OG girls vs Casa girls fighting over segun #LoveIslandNigeria
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I know they’re cooking us but this is funny 😭
Replying to @Samxvirat
Give us Vinicius (jr)
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Wallahi, it’s just dunya, brother. Don’t stress too much. Whatever happens, happens for a reason. No hardship is beyond what Allah can help you through. He will make a way, InshaAllah.
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I don’t like cooking in people’s houses because they don’t have kitchen scissors. It irks me.
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I love that Daniel Roseberry is so hot, makes impeccably chic clothes and has great taste is music.
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Ashawo
Jude Bellingham, for your eyes only.
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He looks like Michelangelo’s David
Jude Bellingham for Calvin Klein. (First look via PEOPLE)
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How you have to move as a woman if you don’t wanna die
If you’re a woman with thoughts and feelings and dreams they kill you
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They're calling it the most unproductive day ever. They're calling me Big Useless
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How did educated Nigerians, including much of our media, come to accept the term “bandits” for organised armed groups that massacre civilians, perpetrate mass rape, ambush military convoys, attack military aircraft, extort billions through ransom and illegal taxation, and seize, govern and violently defend territories for years? I find this persistent mischaracterisation deeply disturbing, particularly from journalists, security analysts and public officials who should understand the gravity of the crimes they are describing. At what point did sustained, organised violence against civilian populations, accompanied by territorial control and systematic intimidation, become something as casually described as “banditry”? This is not a harmless semantic distinction. Language shapes public understanding, influences policy responses and determines how seriously society confronts atrocities. When we minimise the identity of perpetrators, we risk diminishing the enormity of their crimes and obscuring the experiences of their victims. Nigeria's security crisis is grave enough without the intellectual dishonesty of sanitising terrorism through convenient vocabulary. Call terrorism by its name. Call those who perpetrate it terrorists.
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Say what you want about society but grown adults putting on ridiculous outfits once a year just to enjoy the night is actually quite wholesome
There are SO MANY people on the tube in costume.
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I don’t keep APC supporters around me
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You are after my life and we should remain friends
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chubu retweeted
solo un tweet tradotto dal portoghese potrebbe esprimere ciò che sto provando ora.
Jude Bellingham stuns for Calvin Klein.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
14 years 0 win at anfield till nonimessi arrived
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Accepting that I do have a few screws loose #sorry
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Btchs don’t wanna look stupid for loving hard, n!ggas don’t wanna look weak for caring. everybody retarded
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