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Tonight is the night. Unencumbered Inveterate Machiavellian Pariah. Built like killer croc.

Joined October 2024
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Not your keys, not your crypto. We’ve heard it a million times, but what does it actually mean until an exchange freezes your withdrawals? Self-custody is the only way to truly own your assets. I choose @tangem because it bridges the gap between security and usability🧵:
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• and if you like, don't become important at work. 👍
if you like, go and become important at work. 👍🏽
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Redmi is fcking scam. there is sm htx video that shows that not up charging to 100% and doing so has no substantial difference but they left the option for that. I wonder if it's supposed to be a selling point.
I called it here. My charging port has been smelling like acid is leaking yet no trace and it's not up to 4 months old. See my other observation in the CS. The phone feels like a student experiment with a difficult deadline.
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Look familiar
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I need a one-night stand.
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Dexter's monologues and his father's tauntings. The wordplay and dialogue too peak arghhh, I'm hard😭😭.
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Dexter is a fcking good show fr. Ultimate Peak. It doesn't get any peaker. I missed it so much😭😭.
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I have a birth mark on my blokos. It's a unique identifier and I really want to remove it.
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Christmas wasn’t coming this fast when we was kids.
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It’s crazy people don’t click 2 up when they bet
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Replying to @solopribuilds
Because Windows wants a proper breakup, not ghosting.
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Man u has that comeback. I understand @OfficialASRoma
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Ajoke ajorque thank u o
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If Mc ginn win the europa league before bruno fernandes tonight There will be some uncomfortable discussions
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"Stake what you can afford to lose" I can't afford to lose anything dawg 💔
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I always feel as though people who have time to shoot content at work aren’t really doing serious stuff. Can’t be shuffling between legal opinions and countless doc reviews, and remember to do videos. Plus, work is work. You’re supposed to actually work when you’re at work.
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Then there's me, who doesn't trust "family over everything" type of people. They are some of the most enabling and dangerous people you'll ever come across.
people who actually hold grudges against their family members & go years without speaking to them are not good ppl 😭 idk it’s literally your family
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You gotta stop listening to people that think Demon Slayer is better than Jujutsu Kaisen
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Player not to score na scam. Sporty jus dey refund dey go
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I’m tired of seeing his face
Robert Pattinson has screen tested for the role of James Bond (via @THR)
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Yahoo boys too foolish. Problem dey una go start fraud instead of attacking the government. Whatever that girl said about adaptation.
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