@asspressso

you are now watching the throneπŸͺ€

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Joined March 2018
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I stay scrolling through my own account to see what a real bitch be posting 🐽
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white candace owens@tappedangel15h
what a mind fuck this just came on my tl… i am literally banned from venmo FOR LIFE because this dude scammed me when i was 17
Δ‹@fuckcopingOct 18
timelapse of me smoking a joint october 18, 2026 - 2:30 PM
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Abraham Omolewa@OmolewaAbraham10h
lol, it’s 2026, women billionaires exist. MacKenzie Scott has donated $26B and almost nothing to women’s health research. Stop these patriarchy-induced takes.
ValπŸ’‹@thebalkanauntOct 18
I don’t want flying cars. I want more research into women’s health.
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@BattleRapBum14h
Uncle P.@BoulPizzOct 17
Nigga said β€œgimme dat toot toot, lemme hear that beep beep”
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Mrs Me.@Ore_randu12h
The hair vendor is currently crying and praying for you from the depth of her heart on TikTok liveπŸ₯Ήyou don’t know what you just did for her with this tweet
tk.
@TinuKuyeOct 18
Loveeeee them all 😍😍
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miya@miyarah_11h
como se siente estar sobreestimulado y empiezas a ser cruel con la gente sin motivo alguno
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Lorena Knobchopper🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@Gypsypup1321h
Good grief. Imagine having a problem with a woman FEEDING her baby like this. Sorry but if your husband is incapable of not staring at a woman's breasts while she feeds, that's that's husband issue not a mother issue. What a pair of arseholes
Black-JesusπŸ’§πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
@KingMntungwaOct 16
White Privileges πŸ’”
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Great Value Beyoncé
@tieshatwo13h
Pan seared scallops with spicy parsley butter πŸ˜‹ the drizzle of lemon over it went crazy! OMG it was so good 🫦
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LisaBarlowVEVO@jr0dcruzOct 18
Not a single flash 😭
Variety
@VarietyOct 18
Jake Shane arrives at the #AcademyMuseumGala
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Transcrimesexpose@hatepdfs4h
πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Dr. I Tate Hroons πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ@JennaFights4You12h
NO ONE IS BORN A TRANSPHOBE πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ NO ONE IS BORN A TRANSPHOBE πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ NO ONE IS BORN A TRANSPHOBE πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ NO ONE IS BORN A TRANSPHOBE πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ NO ONE IS BORN A TRANSPHOBE πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ NO ONE IS BORN A TRANSPHOBE πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ NO ONE IS BORN A TRANSPHOBE πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ NO ONE IS BORN A TRANSPHOBE πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ NO ONE IS BORN A TRANSPHOBE πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ
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Frank
@Frank_anaya25417h
Hiyo ni hoho umevaa kama pete?
Daisy Ndemo
@Tutu_lips_19h
LunchπŸ˜‹
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tj@yikesitstaahjie5h
she finna be calling her all types of broke black btches tomorrow
joshua.
@livingthroughJ11h
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ChocolateMilkDrinkƎr@ChocMilkDrinker2h
do these people’s parents just, never check on them??? Like at all???
riris@ririsyrupOct 19
how do they keep getting worse
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Tshepo@TshepoHiding21h
Dropping out of your degree when your parent used their pension money to fund your studies is madness.
patrick jane. πŸ’œ@aluluthooooo22h
Listening to my mom vent about my sister dropping out of her degree and she’s so upset because she spent her pension money funding it. πŸ˜”
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young rick of rnmtwt@mikeoomfOct 19
if you ever feel shitty about yourself just be glad you're not eating raw meat while wearing a shirt that says rape
short zoomer
@shortzoomieSep 9
I miss my hair
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KevΓ­n
@KevOnStage5h
KING πŸ‘‘@SplashystackssOct 19
Yall ever ate Neck bone Spaghetti?πŸ€”
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kat
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That man is a yearner look at his face expressions 😭
The Instigator
@Am_Blujay11 Jan 2025
She better not break his heart because Tyrese will cry for a year nonstop πŸ˜‚
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TDE@academicbae13h
Bc they are never blunt about being encouraging, positive, or supportive. But conveniently blunt when it’s time to put someone in their place or be opinionated.
slim flurton ❄️
@restinghoefacee13h
Yall can keep yall mean ass blunt ass friendship too.
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JayJay α₯«α­‘
@Jameca201118h
When God sends me little confirmations letting me know he heard me.
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cΞΏcσα
@shawtie_e14h
Same way I still want money from a man I love
Sarah🌸✨@SarahSpace__Oct 18
Even the most genuine and decent guy still wants sex from you. Do not be deceived
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aki im next mwamini msiamini
Njeri_Wagathima(block enthusiast)
@_stayliquidd17h
In my history of dating, I've never surprised a man at his house 😌😌. However today, I want to do the unthinkable πŸ˜…πŸ˜…. Mzee gave me keys to his house but I've never gone there without his knowledge. Now that tomorrow is a holiday and we are both idle, guess who's having a surprise guest!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Nataka anipate huko akitoka job, I'll probably even make dinner πŸ˜…πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜ŒπŸ˜Œ Msini advice akiz, I'm in love
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