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Seitei Veteran Fidel Castro retweeted
I'm a computer science student and this is my vent art.
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Seitei Veteran Fidel Castro retweeted
as my final act of failure i will get a masters
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pro tip never get excited abt anything ever bc nothing good ever actually happens
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Seitei Veteran Fidel Castro retweeted
adhd meds kicking in: what if instead of Doing My Midterm, i unsubscribed from every single email subscription i dont need
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Seitei Veteran Fidel Castro retweeted
Ive invented a weight loss program. You don't eat for 24-36 hours and then you eat 4000-5000 calories in under a hour. It works great.
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Seitei Veteran Fidel Castro retweeted
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Seitei Veteran Fidel Castro retweeted
midterm i was confident i passed on came back and i got a 44
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Seitei Veteran Fidel Castro retweeted
le rituel d’humiliation de sortir en sachant que t’es moche
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Seitei Veteran Fidel Castro retweeted
For real never kill your self
Nicolas Cage and Antonio Banderas will be the leads of ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ Season 5. Filming begins next year.
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Seitei Veteran Fidel Castro retweeted
I just did the laundry after avoiding it for two weeks and it literally took me less than five minutes
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Seitei Veteran Fidel Castro retweeted
people with adhd when they have to watch their favorite show (they could be doing nothing right now)
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Seitei Veteran Fidel Castro retweeted
just max out your credit cards it's almost over lol
OMG she is brutally bad at this
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cleared all bookmarks, the heavens smile on me
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Seitei Veteran Fidel Castro retweeted
If you put a new trash bag in the can *before* you take the trash to the dumpster, the chore is entirely done when you get back inside. Little tricks like this keep you from killing yourself in your 30's.
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Seitei Veteran Fidel Castro retweeted
internal product = welcome to induced norm brother
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Seitei Veteran Fidel Castro retweeted
and the adhd "hacks" always go like "here's how you can artificially stress yourself out to active the last minute panic response so you can go take out the trash"
if you try and power through adhd like people on the Internet always tell you you will get burnout and your symptoms will get worse, potentially permanently worse. ppl w adhd are not robots that have no human needs
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Seitei Veteran Fidel Castro retweeted
if murakami gets the Nobel prize I’m never reading a book again
Nobel Lit Prize odds... I don't exactly know how they price this market unless there are leaks but it's v exciting to see Murakami and Pynchon so high today... announcement on Thursday 7am EDT
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Seitei Veteran Fidel Castro retweeted
if you have ADHD you cannot under any circumstance internalize that fact you need to have "omg you people cant do anything" flashing your brain at all costs once your ADHD becomes self aware its sincerely over for you that demon will thrive off of that excuse till the day you die
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