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Tattooer (He/Him)

Oregon
Joined February 2013
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no nut november is canceled everyone start fuckin right now
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Greg Abbott tomorrow we come for your arms
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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I was like “this isn’t that bad, why would this be ba—oh….”
The infamous banned Halloween cold open from The Office that you won’t find on @peacock or @netflix. Michael Scott really had no boundaries.
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FUCK CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS ALL MY HOMIES HATE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS IF YOURE ITALIAN YOU ARE NOT SAFE TODAY
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This is perfect
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This morning, I had no idea this would be the last peaceful nap we would have together, curled up on the couch. It just feels so unreal real. I’m just so utterly devastated. I love you so much Ganon, when I got you, I was going through one of the worst periods of my life, and I didn’t know how I would make it through. you made everything tolerable. You made the pain of existence worth bearing. Unfortunately, your little brother doesn’t quite understand that you’re gone and I hate to say that there will be a point where he’ll realize that you’re not coming back, but I know you’ll always be here watching over us. I already miss you so terribly.
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Revolution time just hit midnight
Restaurants are warning that Trump's tariffs on tomatoes could end free chips and salsa.
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I made an oil painting of “The Greatest Freakout Ever”
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just a reminder the music industry tried to sue us for $72 trillion back in the day. like lol does that number even exist? still not paying
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Love a good start to a blastover sleeve
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When this man returns to Pennsylvania as a citizen, I want his Sheetz and Wawa rewards cards revoked. I want his shorts sewn into pants. His hoodies turned into crewnecks. May his pretzels always be stale. His hoagies all onions. His turkey hill iced tea sour. His ATV tires flat.
Breaking: Senate vote to end the Iran war failed, 49-50 John Fetterman (D) was once again the lone Democrat blocking it
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The @Athletics rally for a 6-run 6th inning and hold on to win it! (MLB x @AbbVie)
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fall is here so i can really start dressing
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keys are being jingled that have never been jingled before
BREAKING: The White House just released UFO footage from 1952
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