@asmhb

Hidden Tiger Joking Dragon 💁‍♂️

 Montréal, Québec
Joined September 2013
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Hello Canada, another day. Another opportunity to be NASTY 🇨🇦✌️
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The Mahatma of all currencies.
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Whenever I meet a person named Sofia, I ask them if they spell their name with an F or a PH. It's a litmus test.
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Canadian election coverage on TV was so boring. None of the panelists was shouting.
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OK. Now that Mother's Day is over, we can go back to complaining to our therapists about how our moms have been responsible for most of our traumas. ....and the pressure you felt while buying a gift for them for Mother's Day.
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Tonight! @justforlaughs Discovery Series vet @asmhb hosts Newbie Tuesday with all these not-so-newbie guests! 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! comedynest.com
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Whenever I have a bad experience at an establishment, I always give them a 5-star review on Google. Why should I be the only one to get a lousy experience? 🤷‍♂️
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‘You can’t just stand there and tell jokes in your accent. That’s not standup comedy’ Huh? Social media comments are philosophical 💁‍♂️
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Tonight! @zoofest vet @asmhb hosts Newbie Tuesday with all these not-so-newbie guests! 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! Info/tix: comedynest.com
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I don't consume alcohol. So at parties, I'm the designated absentee 💁
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Watching Superbowl just so that I can finally see Taylor Swift live without having to wear a diaper.
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Our Saturday February 3rd 8pm show is full! Still some room at the 10:30 show featuring CBS Late Show vet @thenickgriffin plus @justforlaughs alums @orangebureau @asmhb @isabellegaumont @DarrenHenwood! $17.50, info/tix: comedynest.com
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Friday February 2nd! As seen on @colbertlateshow catch the hilarious @thenickgriffin plus @justforlaughs vets and @zoofest faves @orangebureau Marianne Mandrusiak @asmhb & Matt Shury! 8pm & 10:30, $15, info/tix: comedynest.com
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Tonight! @justforlaughs recording artist Lucy Gervais hosts Newbie Tuesday with not-so-newbie guests @TrevorWThompson @asmhb @jonnydivito and all these other comedians who left X. 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show!
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Friday January 12th! Catch 2-time @justforlaughs gala performer @davidprydejokes plus great guests and fellow Just-For-Laughians @Patersontweets Kyra Carleton @asmhb Matt Shury & more! 8pm & 10:30, $15/$10st, info/tix: comedynest.com
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Being a good Hindu 😬
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Tuesday January 9th! CTV Comedy Channel vet @isabellegaumont hosts Newbie Tuesday with not-so-newbie guests @andrewsearles @wassimsokay @asmhb & more! 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! Info/tix: comedynest.com
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Tonight! @zoofest vet @asmhb hosts Newbie Tuesday with all these not-so-newbie guests! 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! Info/tix: comedynest.com
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This week! @zoofest vet @asmhb hosts Newbie Tuesday and @justforlaughs recording artist @mikecarrozza hosts Comedy Lab Wednesday! 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show in 2024! comedynest.com
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Tonight! @zoofest vet @justmariamkhan hosts Newbie Tuesday with not-so-newbie guests @orangebureau @asmhb @JeffSchouela @SharonBeaumont9 @danielcarin & more! 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! Info/tix: comedynest.com
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