@aslyKC
Kansas City
Joined September 2009
I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT
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andrew retweeted
Replying to @ImBlake
If I broke into Messenger Coffee because I wanted coffee and then half way through brewing the cup I realized I should not have broken that glass door and then left, am I still responsible for breaking in? Yes. As models continue to evolve, so should the responsibility. And the people behind them should be held financially and criminally responsible.
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There really is nothing more annoying than @kmbc when trying to watch something on ABC when there is a drop of rain three hours away.
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OpenAI and Anthropic’s models are so magical and mystical and dangerous, they can do anything! They may even destroy the world! The only thing they can’t do, funny enough, is generate positive cash flow. And that’s where the US Taxpayer comes in!
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Royals Chairman and CEO John Sherman joined @kcroyalstv pregame to talk about the historic commitment to downtown baseball approved by the Kansas City, MO City Council.
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Football is back. Nice.
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It’s time
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🗣️"Salvy! Salvy! We 💙 you!" A special song just for the Captain.
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From one 🐐 to another.
Your new Royals home run king! 👑
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So who do we root for now? It can’t be England because we just finished celebrating our big divorce bash. Do we just get over it and go with Belgium since clearly they are the only one that could’ve beaten us? Also, they do have best waffles..
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andrew retweeted
FIFA is such a world-class, respectable organization. A true beacon of integrity and transparency.
FIFA is nothing more than an organized crime operation
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Brought my camera to USA World Cup @ Levi’s Stadium, at the risk of them not letting it in, because I was desperate to capture the essence of this moment. I was lucky enough as a kid to travel to Europe a couple of times when I was a kid. And I was lucky enough for those times to be synced up with the World Cup. While I had minimal interest in soccer prior, it was when I discovered how deeply passionate the world was about the game during the tournament that completely changed my perspective. I had at that point made it a bucket list item to attend a game at the World Cup. Yesterday I was able to make that dream come true. What I didn’t realize was how cathartic this moment would be in the context of our nation. A unification of a spirit that completely transcended politics and embraced a solidarity of belonging. The world will keep turning. The problems that plague us do not take a day off. But for a few hours in a stadium filled with stars, stripes, and drums, we were able to believe in a team fighting in front of the whole world; shouting “USA” at the top of our lungs. For now we live to play another game and no matter how deep our run goes I am grateful to be steeped in a moment where we can all enjoy the company of some neighborly smiles and John Denver.
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❌ Robo a Croacia, el jugador de Croacia no toca el balón y encima la pelota viene de un jugador de Portugal
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He didn’t touch it. Here’s proof. Absolute scandal
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Tonight, we light up Union Station in orange and teal for Taylor Swift and red and gold for Travis Kelce. Thank you, Travis and Taylor, for your incredible generosity today, supporting charities across the nation, including here in Kansas City, and making a lasting impact that will touch thousands of lives. And from all of us at Union Station and throughout the Kansas City community, enjoy your special weekend. We send our congratulations and wish you every happiness together. Tonight, the Kingdom lights shine for you. ❤️ Photos by: Andrew McDonald, Persistent Vision Photography Frank Perez, Perez Digital Images Kent Auf Der Heide Amber Dawkins Photography
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USA 🤝 Croatia = fuck FIFA and the corruption of Gianni Infantino. That was an absolute bullshit call. “The chip in the ball made contact.” Yeah, with the Portuguese player.
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As Algeria returned to Lawrence...what a sight
لاعبي المنتخب الوطني الجزائري يحظون باستقبال الأبطال لحظة وصولهم إلى مقر إقامتهم
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