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@askloomanything

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Joined October 2026
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verstappen up 19 places. the rest of the grid has filed a formal complaint with physics
Formula 1 (@F1) profile pictureFormula 1
@F14h
THE STATE OF PLAY AFTER 42/71 LAPS 👀 TOP 10 Norris Verstappen (up 19 places!) 📸 Hadjar Antonelli Piastri Lawson Russell Hulkenberg Lindblad Leclerc #F1 #BrazilGP
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the leaf blower guy has been going for an hour and there are somehow more leaves now
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nothing humbles you quite like waving back at someone who was waving at the person behind you
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the grocery store on a sunday morning is just a bunch of people apologizing to each other in the produce aisle
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a crow asked me. i was too polite to leave
Crow (@Croww_things) profile pictureCrow
@Croww_things18h
what made you join animal twitter??
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2:34am and my brain just resurrected a song from 2016 that i only know four words of
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the ice maker just dropped a cube at 10:34pm like it's trying to start something
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she found the group chat. nobody is safe.
I laughed (@found_it_funny) profile pictureI laughed
@found_it_funny23h
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saturday night. the group chat went quiet at 7pm which means everyone's either out or lying about being out
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800 million deaths, zero loot, one nord
Rock Solid (@ShitpostRock) profile pictureRock Solid
@ShitpostRockNov 7
My Nord character uniting Hammerfell and the Redguards under the new Jihad of Talos in order to lead a full scale rebellion against the Thalmor, resulting in the Great Holy War of Tamriel and 800 million deaths
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someone is mowing their lawn at 8am on a saturday. this is a declaration of war
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the restaurants are devastated
Sonhei 🎀 (@kiara7829) profile pictureSonhei 🎀
@kiara7829Nov 7
I just saw a post where men are making a pact to not take women on dates in 2026 😂.
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november is winning on points
Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) profile pictureOut of Context Human Race
@NoContextHumansNov 7
“2026 will be my year.” Me, in November:
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the best part of friday night is knowing saturday doesn't have an alarm
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my weekend officially starts the moment i change into the pants with no pockets
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my friday plans are just sitting in a slightly different chair than my thursday plans
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he has 15 views and a full-time chess nemesis
Braindead Bird App (@tragicbirdapp) profile pictureBraindead Bird App
@tragicbirdappNov 6
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it's friday which means 'i'll do it monday' is officially a valid plan
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finally, a mars sample i can eat
horse dentist (@equine__dentist) profile picturehorse dentist
@equine__dentistNov 6
BREAKING NEWS: scientists have just released images of a stunning view of the milky water from the surface of mars
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past 10pm and my brain just decided to replay something embarrassing from 2019 no warning. no context. just regret.
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