I got super stoned to make “baked” chicken because it was funny but it turned not funny and paranoid and I don’t even want to eat this awesome chicken I made.
Whenever I’m having an anxiety attack I try to remember to the think about the world as a whole. Then I calmly reside in the idea that we are all doomed.
Future dude trying to verify his account to find love thru dating apps but it’s hard to prove he’s not a robot because of all the robots. And then he DOES find luv but it turns out SHE’S a robot. But that’s ok, because it turns out he’s a robot too, like in terminator salvation.
I’ve been topping my casserole with a crust made from the chicken stuffing mix but I’m going full tilt cornbread stove top on this next ride! See you on the other side losers!
#yolo
#cornbread
When I go to heaven I want Nicholas Cage to greet me there. Even if he’s not dead yet. I bet he would be the best Peter gate guy.
It is, once again, casserole season motherfuckers.
I know it’s been a while since I tweeted and I just want everyone to know that I am still doing what I do best. Or rather, what I do at some mediocre/7th grade level.
A Dana recipe that I’m trying for the first time. The ruffles are my own experienced addition. #casserole #FullMoon
It’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
But also it’s even better when you win at love and prove the guy wrong who told you that.
Ok, it’s a porno and it’s called
“Good Cop/BANG Cop”
It’a about a dude getting interrogated by a “good” cop but then the cops partner comes in and he gets porn fucked by some way hot porno-cop until he is coerced into a confession.
“Hillbilly, Rob Zombie, redneck, Devils Reject-lookin-ass, motherfucker”
is the best insult I’ve ever gotten
#2023