@askby91

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Joined August 2009
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This is the kind of mess up you make as an MI5 agent that gets you sent to Slough House to clean Jackson Lamb's piss.
🚨 NEW: Tests have shown the materials found in the vans outside RAF Fairford are not "viable explosives"
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A young Black boy sitting on a bench in a public park gets told to leave. No fighting. No trespassing. Just sitting there. And somehow that’s enough for someone to decide he doesn’t belong. This is what racial profiling looks like when it isn’t wearing a uniform. It’s quiet, it’s casual, and it’s aimed at a child. Public parks are public. Full stop. If your first instinct is to police a kid’s presence because of his skin colour, the problem isn’t the bench.
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Former math teacher here. Oh my god.
Leavitt: Democrats are always incredibly disingenuous. They do 360s on every single policy position they have.
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No shot you actually did the bit
Drake Maye has thrown 1 TD and 6 INTs in 3 games. I think we have to at least entertain the idea that this devout Christian QB lost respect for his coach (even subconsciously) and it’s impacting his play. Have you ever worked for someone you didn’t respect?
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Greggs in the states would take over like crack did
With no more than 5 ingredients, Stuffed, Smoked, Brisket crispy hot Pocket is a nice comfort pastry. 🎥 cooking_with_fire | IG
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The year is 2026 (I think): Mariota, Jameis Winston QB1s Aaron Rodgers win under Mike McCarthy Geno Smith, promising Jet Clowney 2nd in sacks for Texans Case Keenum on MNF OBJ pregame dance @ MetLife Travis Kelce TE1 Kirk Cousins heater 49er sparkplug Deebo Nick Folk primetime
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Standing ovation to the scouts who picked Jacquet as Liverpool’s future CB
60 | Belgium 0-0 France A word on Jérémy Jacquet. The Liverpool centre-back has picked up where he left off on Merseyside with a determined display of defensive domination. He simply belongs at the highest level.
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Who the hell calls Currys by its govt name
girl in currys pc world asking chatgpt what she needs to buy instead of the worker stood 5 feet from her😭😭🙏🙏
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The one downside of trading for McCarthy is the Giants run the risk of Skattebo realizing he isn’t the same person as Dart which might cause him to reject and eat the young qb
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Nigga dating a prescription drug
Odell Beckham Jr hits the beach in Cancun with girlfriend Polyxeni Ferfeli
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Whenever I say that gatekeeping is still important, I mean it so we don’t get more of whatever the fuck this is
I looked at the current state of "alternative" culture and cried
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"Billy, this is a farm full of red diesel in a sleepy village in Gloucestershire. It'll be easy enough to show up with some branded vans full of barrels. The only downside is that it's next to a heavily patrolled airbase"
🚨 NEW: Tests have shown the materials found in the vans outside RAF Fairford are not "viable explosives"
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I been weepin at this ridiculously true statement 🤣
guardian cap breaks this up
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it only takes 29 seconds and suddenly your car is gone
dua and her siblings dancing w a cig on their hands, the family lungs must be strong af 😭😭
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So, to recap: Five London criminals, who steal red diesel from isolated farm locations, were caught. But because this theft was taking place near an RAF base and the country is absolutely stupid, it became an international headline. Very stupid times we're living in☹️
🚨 BREAKING: The five men arrested near RAF Fairford are being released on bail but remain under investigation
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The delivery van
what the hell has happened to my parcel
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No longer calling it a terrorist incident, or even a suspected terrorist incident lol. Like I don't think Ed Miliband and co would have calmly been enjoying a meal at pizza hut last night if a terrorist incident had actually happened
BREAKING: The five men arrested on suspicion over the incident at RAF Fairford are residents of London and UK nationals, counter terrorism police say
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The Russia is about to invade is a scam. A scam to make you accept the massive hundreds of billions a year Europe and the UK have planned on Arms Spending. They don't make money from providing Houses, Healthcare, Pensions and Education. But they get loads of kickbacks from War
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All the best king 🫡
Wout Faes has joined Dubai-side Shabab Al-Ahli. Permanent move from Leicester.🇧🇪
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Just for the total idiots Russia cannot invade Europe because it cannot even invade Ukraine where it has to fight with North Korean soldiers What do you expect them to invade with? It's a scam because they want to spend all your Healthcare, Education, Pension, Housing money on War
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