@ask_ski

it’s worth a try

North Carolina, USA
Joined September 2014
Replying to @AlexGodofsky
We need a moratorium on excel until we figure out what the hell is going on
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Carlie Irsay-Gordon needs to stop being a FAKE NFL OWNER (on the sideline, engaged, taking notes on her team) and start being a REAL NFL OWNER (soliciting prostitutes in rural Ohio)
IS IT BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN? During last night's sunday night football game, NBC showed video of Colts owner Carlie Isray-Gordon and talked about how she sometimes likes to stand on the sidelines with the team during the game. One of the announcers said she needs to be careful that she's not labeled a meddling owner. So are they offended the owners on the sidelines.... or that a woman owner is on the sidelines? Your Thoughts
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Bitches out here 22 tryna be a housewife girl be a hoe
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They were mid they were my mid💔
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Mondre’s contractually permitted fumble per game out of the way early, eh @Patriots
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That's very strange. I've been running my own calculations for months and my findings indicate that the optimized female face actually belongs to the girl reading this
I have designed a face optimized for male sexuality. Here she is. The key findings on which it is based are: - The highest earning escorts are slim with F cup breasts. The median sex doll has D cups. - Across all demographics, men reliably prefer a waist-to-hip ratio of about 0.65. Sex dolls have an average waist-to-hip ratio of 0.62. - When asked to rate bodies, men prefer a BMI of about 18. The average is 28. - In @Aella_Girl's surveys, men prefer the faces of 28 year old women to 21 year olds. - Men rate faces with prominent cheekbones more highly than faces with lots of buccal fat. - Blonde women are overrepresented on the covers of women's magazines. They are even more overrepresented in Playboy centerfolds, pornography, sex doll, AI sexy lady libraries. Blonde escorts earn more. Blonde women in general earn more and so do their husbands. - That being said, top rated faces are always framed by dark hair, not blonde hair. Most women have never heard a frank discussion of what makes a woman sexy in their whole lives. Because men won't be honest, women have been left to pass hearsay, gossip, and marketing copy to each other. To remedy this, I have written the first fully comprehensive guide to what men really find attractive. ariababu.co.uk/p/feminine-se…
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It seems possible that many people enjoy being “managers of bots” because it makes them feel like leaders of men
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Pope Leo XIV said WHAT?!
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Protestante: "quero um Deus limpo, desencarnado, que não se suje com a matéria". Chesterton já viu isso há um século. O católico, ao contrário, não tem medo do corpo. Deus quis ter ossos, sangue, suor, saliva e uma mãe de carne. Ele quis ser tocado, beijado, cuspido+
My Lord, when You see fit and deem my fraters worthy, please send them a Catholic Woman-to marry, so they may worship together at Mass. This is a blessing I greatly desire for my all my fraters. Let it be your will and not mine. Amen 🙏🏻
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*gritting my teeth* that’s absolutely right, Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers: “This is a Pro-Israel First administration. And when you dig into it, that’s the uniparty”
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i never asked u to be my boss. i asked to be ur employee and u said yes. so if we wanna get technical, u had an employee and i didnt have a boss. im not saying what i did was right but dont try and make it into smtg bigger than it was
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Devastating loss. Happy 2026 NFL season!!!!!
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i was SAYING @mackhollins
Thats our weird guy. We need him actually
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The AJ Brown experience was great
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Cris Collinsworth- “On my flight here they accidentally put me in the cargo hold with all the luggage. I was banging on the door the whole flight. When we landed I just found my bag, crawled out and got an Auntie Anne’s pretzel. No one even noticed.” Tirico- “Flag on the play.”
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Two things can be true
everyone saying this is sexually tense is genuinely aggravating me, this is the look of a fake lunatic realizing he's met a real one
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This lady gets it
1) reading her biography, elizabeth would look nathan up, she definitely knew nathan's bit before she agreed to the documentary, so she's down to play 2) she aint gonna let him live with her unless she likes him genuinely in some way 3) elizabeth holmes' whole thing is basically to seriously enact the method of the system of production, but like an alien studying the economy, she can only do as tragic unintentional satire of a tech leader. and that's why she got into trouble cause she was doing it as pretense but everyone else was doing it for real. nathan fielder's WHOLE BIT in nathan for you is also to satirise the system of production, to mimic its methodology and reasoning, prodding at the holes in the system. elizabeth holmes recognised those holes and exploited them 4) if i were to flirt with nathan fielder i would also stare unblinkingly at him and deadpan that i'm for real and always being real. so i know she's flirting with him. and he's making the face my men make when i do their bit back at them. 5) see that her eyes dart between his two and drops to his lips, that's a studied look of psycho flirtation, that wide eyed thing is what i do to flirt w a guy by playing up the psycho, are people blind
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Replying to @suzania
Lewis really nailed it when he said “How monotonously alike all the great tyrants and conquerors have been: how gloriously different are the saints.” Evil is ultimately boring because it is always self focused- it can’t even look out into the universe in the end.
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‘Lovecraftian’ means ‘big’ and ‘with tentacles’. It can also mean ‘involves a maze’. ‘Ontologically’ means ‘very’. More words tomorrow.
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Te amo cachorrinho em baixa resolução
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