Love putting people onto peaky blinders who would usually never go for a show like that. Feel like a military recruiter
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HPD made one arrest during today’s victory parade. A male, 33, threw a beer can at U.S. Senator Ted Cruz as the Senator was on a float in the 2400 block of Smith St. The beer can struck the Senator in the chest/neck area. The Senator did not require medical attention.
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Is my stiiizy lost or was it confiscated because I made a list of things lightning McQueen would get cancelled for in the real world
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My lash tech is the sweetest and gave me a discount since it’s my birthday ☺️ you’re the best and I loved catching up @asialbx 🫶🏼
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Marjorie Taylor Greene, who stalked Parkland shooting survivors, would like the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time.
My waxer was trying to apologize for breaking her professionalism and saying “biiiiiiitch” and I was like “noooo you’re good, I am a bitch!”
Why did I say that
How do so many women in these crime documentaries own diaries that solve their murders 😐 Be for real. If I go missing and the police search my iCloud notes for clues they’re just gonna find some freestyles and a Tzatziki sauce recipe
I used to be so reckless with my paychecks in college it was sad. One day I was at boiling crab ordering the King Crab himself, and then two days later at coinstar asking god for forgiveness
“You’re so mature for your age” because I didn’t have cable growing up and was watching divorce court






