theoretically, if we could travel faster than the speed of light and went to a far off planet in the distance, and looked through an extremely strong telescope that was pointed at the earth, we would see dinosaurs

winning in life because I get texts like this from my abbu

there are butt plugs everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

so when I do it I’m “haggling” but when white people do it its “dynamic pricing”.. ok #noticing

you can tell how much a breakup hurt someone based on the frequency of their instagram stories directly after

the problem with the patriarchy isn’t that we need a women’s world cup, it’s that there is no male synchronized swimming in the olympics

the way he became a character we’re all “entertained” by (SNL skits, memes, imitating his accent) heavily excuses his pedophilia, and also his misogyny

scariest horror movie are those edits of justin bieber treating hailey like shit

this is what it feels like to have me in your life

losing my job feels like going through a breakup ❤️‍🩹 something’s gotta be wrong with either my love life or my work life

do people from Japan know how much aura their tweets have on American twitter simply because of “translated from japanese”