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🗣️ASHLEY! retweeted
If a MILLENNIAL is requesting you jump on a call it is because your dumbass can’t comprehend the very basic information in the emails.
I do not know a single one of my millennial peers that WILLINGLY makes phone calls.
🗣️ASHLEY! retweeted
i asked my niece to let me see her page (her instagram) 😭 she’s like why are u calling it a page? lmaooo
🗣️ASHLEY! retweeted
NOT A HOT TAKE: I would rather see a flyer made in Paint on a Dell computer from 2006 than a ChatGPT Ai flyer.
🗣️ASHLEY! retweeted
Hasn’t hit 100°F yet in Illinois but we’ve turned into the goddamn Amazon Rainforest this summer
States that have hit 100 degrees in 2026
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The map omits Missouri, but multiple locations there, including Joplin and surrounding Jasper/Newton counties, recorded triple-digit temperatures in late July 2026 during a major heat dome event, part of the hottest month on record for the contiguous U.S. krps.org/2026-07-31/her… newsweek.com/map-america-ho…
🗣️ASHLEY! retweeted
Sometimes “locking in” looks like sitting in the sun and remembering that your life is also meant to be lived, not just optimized, monetized, and turned into proof that you’re worthy.
🗣️ASHLEY! retweeted
I really hate when I have to be mean but unfortunately that’s the only way folk seem to get it
🗣️ASHLEY! retweeted
Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.
emojis are cool and all but nothing can beat actual symbols for expressions lol. for example, this face: -__- .. the more underscores you use, the more blew you are 🤣
