@ashleydeets

The glamorous potato

Joined August 2011
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Woman packing up car with Halloween items while costumed children scream-dance next to her. Her husband walks up holding two gold cat statues. “I got these for free at that yard sale down the street!” The way she looked at him. I thought I was gonna see a man get stabbed.
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I need a defibrillator #DETvsMIN #OnePride
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See you in May, @kylieminogue! #padam
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It's a great day to be angry at @Poshmarkapp but also thankful we no longer wear skinny jeans. Counting my blessings 😇
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Spooked has been hit or miss the last few seasons but it still has my heart every autumn 👻
Spooked Podcast@SpookedPod13 Sep 2024
Replying to @SpookedPod
👻 Happy Friday the 13th, Spooksters! Today kicks off our SEASON OF THE WOLF 🐺 Journey into the void while you still can... before this gate slams shut. Brand new episodes will drop each & every week until All Hallows' Eve. Cross over & listen on podcast platforms everywhere.
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“Yes. Let’s try them all.” - Trump tonight
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If that fucking amateur had better aim ...
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Lakeside
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Brb moving to my Animal Crossing island #DebateNight
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Driving in the Midwest 🌽🌽🌽| || 🕳️ |🌽🌽🌽 🌽🌽🌽| 🚘 || |🌽🌽🌽 🌽🌽🌽| 🦌 || 🚧| “HELL IS REAL” Adult🌽| 🚧 || 🚧 | 🌽🌽🌽 Store🌽| || 🚧|🌽🌽🌽 XXX 🌽| 🚜|| 🚧 | “Cracker Barrel 🌽🌽🌽| 🕳️|| 🦌| Next Right” 🌽🌽🌽| 🐄|| 🚧 |🌽🌽🌽
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If there's a tornado here in Green Bay tonight, let it touch down in Lambeau Field. Amen (Go Lions)
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Currently in a Lyft and the driver is listening to a podcast about dolphins having sex. Fantastic
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Absolute best moment of the draft #NFLDraft
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I need Detroit to have another miracle season so I can be completely obnoxious at the 2025 draft in Green Bay #NFLdraft #DetroitLions
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What in the cottontail heck! I would rather be punched in the face!
An entire bag of black licorice jelly beans.

ALT An entire bag of black licorice jelly beans.

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I love the Spooked podcast but oh my god "Buffer Night" is the most unsatisfying story I've heard yet 😒
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Can women in the entertainment industry stop fighting each other and start fighting the real enemy: men in the entertainment industry...please?
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Actively avoiding my coworker who brought his toddler in to the office because I don't want to have a conversation about what dogs say.
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Not saying anything during the entire zoom meeting and then saying “bye everybody” enthusiastically at the end >>>>>>>>>>>
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