someone made me a Spotify playlist so I guess it’s real
Manhattan, NY
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This is Dustin. His legs work fine. He just prefers to scoot. 13/10 please clear the runway. He has places to be
Ash 🦋 retweeted
Going out in NYC:
•bar is behind a hidden door in a noodle shop
•drinks are $12
•everyone orders an Uber even though the train is across the street
Going out in the Midwest:
•bar shares a plaza with Home Depot
•drinks are $3.27
•Ron is DD so he switches to light beer
Ash 🦋 retweeted
Beyoncé put Lemonade out on all streaming platforms because she knew Kate Middleton needed it but didn't know if she used Spotify or Apple Music.
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Living in New York City is like being in an ongoing erotic chokehold.. partially suffocating, turned on, and stressed out all at the same time. This city is no good for me and that’s why I’m so in love with it.
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So Beyonce had a strict diet prepping for Coachella..no dairy, no carbs, no alcohol, no meat, no fish, and no sugar. I know some women with that same diet prepping for a wedding. You are marrying a guy name Dan who eats chicken pot pie at diners, ya’ll can have some bread.
Ash 🦋 retweeted
Things that didn’t exist when first Game of Thrones episode aired in 2011:
Snapchat
Lyft
Slack
Siri
Twitch
Tinder
Fortnite
Medium
Uber Eats
Apple Maps
Amazon Alexa
FB Messenger
Apple Music
CandyCrush
Microsoft Surface
Tesla Model S
Apple Watch
Google Home
DJI Phantom
Oculus Rift
