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Brother in law used chat gpt to book my niece’s birthday party and we showed up today and there’s no party
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today and every day, we honor and celebrate the Native Nations and Indigenous communities whose histories, cultures and communities are deeply rooted in this land ❤️
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
Truly unsurprising. He’s always been a fucking loser lmfao
Shane Gillis bombs #SNL monologue with cheap shots at women:
“Also, I haven’t been to the gym in so long I didn’t know women just dress like wh*res now? Look, I’m sorry, there’s no other way to describe [it]. Have you seen it? I’ve seen it. You’ve seen the shorts? They’re those neon, like, artificial vape-colored [shorts], and the wrinkles go around the cheeks and all combine at the butth*le. And don’t look! You’re not allowed to look. For real, don’t look, because they are filming. I’m in the background of ten TikToks right now.”
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Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism.
Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
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THAT’S ANOTHER SERIES SWEEP 🧹
YOUR ATLANTA DREAM ARE HEADED TO THE 2026 WNBA FINALS 🅰️
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