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Joined May 2013
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Because it fucking worked?
Why are the people who took the jab not infuriated at Fauci?
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beautiful advice for so much more than just writing. unfortunately i would rather kill myself
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Me, one margarita deep at this party with a bunch of softball parents: ok see so there’s marquavious Huey and quamarvious nichols and they both go by qua, right? Okay. And then what happened was this guy said “FREE QUA” can you believe that? #ysltrial #eastcobbgonnalearntonight
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ok so the evil hospital we destroyed turned out to be a normal hospital? Uh oh!! hope we dont make the same mistake 100 more times
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Amazing how many people in this country have internalized the idea that if you break the law, you don't just get arrested, but that police have the right to beat the shit out of you in the process, tase you, break your bones.
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now that i'm unemployed i'm realizing my main hobby was spending money
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A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me
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crazy that u can have a job where u are responsible for saving a human life or u can have a job where u need to send an email but dont
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me to delta
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when you are argue that most attempts at voter suppression have no particular partisan impact therefore fears on both sides are overstated, you are making a category error about the basis of opposition to those laws
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If we go on a date we’re getting appetizers bc that’s what my hors d’serve
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The “pro-life” movement and the death penalty are in fact completely compatible, as it’s never actually been about life, but rather state control of marginalized people’s bodies.
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Yo covid does not exist on Instagram 😂😂😂
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