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Ashley 🐀

@ashholler

Really, I don't like human nature unless it's all candied over with art. -Virginia Woolf she/her

Joined February 2009
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hey @MelanieRNewman how about a Harris/PP yard sign that says something about "every time you steal this sign I donate more money to @PPFA or something? Please?
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I hit A-list on Southwest today, lol.
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@litcapital19 Jul 2024
Imagine not being from the US and watching this as part of our presidential election process
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Melania: "Center mass! Center mass! Center mass! You think you are some trick shot cowboy?"
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seething with rage as I argue with @Cigna to cover a prescription for my one year old. But their profits dropped to only $5B dollars last year, so I should probably be grateful they still have the phones on.
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$500 TO 1 PERSON WHO REPOSTS THIS ON X. FOLLOW SO WE CAN DM YOU.
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the @PNCBank app not working on the first of the month is comically bad. Get it together, y'all, lest i feel like I actually *have* as much money as there is sitting in my account before these bills go out.
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We’re never going to fix this culture of white on white violence as long as uneducated teen moms from broken homes continue to disregard the rule of law
The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) profile pictureThe Daily Beast
@thedailybeast7 Jan 2024
BREAKING: Rep. Lauren Boebert is the subject of an active police investigation into an alleged physical altercation with her ex-husband, Jayson Boebert, at a restaurant in her district. A Boebert aide told The Daily Beast that no one was arrested. trib.al/yo5Ve2x
Lauren Boebert’s Ex Called The Cops After Physical Fight in Public on Saturday Night

Lauren Boebert’s Ex Called The Cops After Physical Fight in Public on Saturday Night

Police confirmed an “active investigation” into the incident, while a Boebert aide told The Daily Beast that the congresswoman was acting in self-defense.

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lol @taylorswift13 Swift crashed @Shopify
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tanya@Tanya_Sabrinaaa11 Oct 2023
since we can't use plastic straws anymore i've just been choking turtles with my bare hands
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Tech bros *calling me*, then answering with an incredulous "yeah" when I have the audacity to pick up is my new pet peeve. I get that I'm old, but maybe try "hi" in the general direction of a high-quality mic? Please?
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My dm’s are at least 90% regarding animals doing silly things.
Jess Leigh (@itsjessandart) profile pictureJess Leigh@itsjessandart23 Jul 2023
What if your DMs suddenly became public? Like *poof* anyone can read all of them.
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Ugh, can't order the sunglasses I want because @oakley decided that they had to say "the ultimate expression of girl power!" and now I can't buy them on principle.
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See ya, streaming services. The Yeagers stand in solidarity with union workers. @hulu @sagaftra
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Deftones and Carrie Underwood
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That box was printed on one of the machines my company makes! IP is a client of ours. I'm sorry that jazzy high quality print sucks for toddlers, but I'm all warm and fuzzy seeing this on my feed <3
kindminds_smarthearts (@kindminds_) profile picturekindminds_smarthearts@kindminds_4 May 2023
Hey, Amazon. You TRYING to make my kid have a tantrum today?
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I would wear this outfit. In fact, I'm almost wearing those pants, and my hair could use washing, so...
Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) profile pictureKristen Mulrooney@missmulrooney4 May 2023
Men, what is preventing you from dressing in this exact outfit and smoking a cigarette while you down write some thoughts in your little book?
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If your wife dies due to sepsis because she’s unable to abort a decomposing fetus- that’s on republicans. If your kid dies after getting shot in school- that’s on republicans. If your kid becomes more accepting of marginalized groups- that’s on democrats. See the difference?
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it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
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hey @AppleSupport why is my home screen going bananas? Everything disappeared, I rebuilt, then it reappeared, then I had both for a while... what?
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