Me every weekday morning: 7:20 - snooze button 7:29 - snooze button 7:38 - miss snooze button and turn alarm off... 7:39 - set a 20 minute timer, maybe drop phone on my face 7:41 - realize I set a 2 minute timer and wake up defeated, maybe have a puffy lip

Me bowling: 1st game - bad 2nd game - better 3rd game - bad again 4th game - can I break 25mph Next day - barely usable right arm

Y’all ever look at your tweets from like 6 years ago and wonder how you have any friends?

Prismer of Azkaban instagram.com/p/BBYf7hJvvTd/

👁 spy with my little 👁 instagram.com/p/BBQ6h--Pvfz/

SkiFree® yeti sighting @ Aspen, Colorado instagram.com/p/BBJh_fxPvcm/

pulpulp launched today! I started studying art and design after a one week stint as an… instagram.com/p/BANnBV8PvTc/

Wild wacky inflatable tube Santa instagram.com/p/_nAML_vvef/

The Sun and The Moon pins. The secret moon part glows in the dark. $10 shipped anywhere in the… instagram.com/p/_IJJRoPvS3/

Work experiments. instagram.com/p/_DGNQoPvYU/

Maybe started a little series with Red and @pauloctavious and some random records I may or may not… instagram.com/p/-J1G68PvXF/

lipped out #puddlefaced instagram.com/p/9vtkXTvvZr/

The fox and the hound instagram.com/p/9me-cKvva8/

When are we? instagram.com/p/9HFMd-vvb1/

Redbox instagram.com/p/8_3r4yvvRc/

@JameyErickson yeah, shady stuff. Shoot me an email and I can send you what the lawyers at youthoughtwe wouldnt told me.

@JameyErickson @cottonbureau I feel ya man. I bought one of the shirts back in March and kept the receipt... Which could help us out

@JameyErickson @cottonbureau WOW... Let me know if @asktarget gets back to you. @micahspieler vwls sck... it was a phase I guess

Red sitting on another super clean alley throne. He got a bath after this one. instagram.com/p/7ZS33kPvUJ/