White Hermes is sooo cringe. Might be ok if he did his own interpretation, but ytdude doing an Andre DeShields impression is super inappropriate #hadestown
Never even ate before
wtf are fuckin' humans fo
Fill my food dish now mom, or
I don't wanna be yo dog no mo
Get me something from the pet food sto'
Lotsa snacks for Ceilidh and Turbo
Tryna be a good girl, don't you know
Sorry if my good's a little slow
(apologies to #lizzo)
i just took a dna test, turns out i'm 100% pap bitch, even when i'm yapping crazy
yeah i got toy problems, that's the puppy in me
ARF ARF, then i kill 'em, that's the spaniel in me
Now #RoyKent can never say he has no fucks to give, because here's all the fucks he's ever given.
Every 8wks, I watch this fluffy angelic princess pup gradually transform into a hideous mudbeast. Hard to believe she's the same dog.
scrawny model is touted as "the perfect body" - wtf? i swing 45# kb 1h and do 30# renegade rows and deadlift 2x my weight. bmi says i'm overweight and apparently so does trash tv. suck it, patriarchy.
@barkbox knocks one out of the park again! (featuring a brief cameo from the October box)
The Maltesers were SUPER optimistic that they'd get to it before their Papi sister. (They were wrong.) #MalteseDogs #barkbox
