When did they add that bit “wear a mask in groups of people with whom you don’t normally mix….” Ah when they were taken to task about people on the government benches no wearing masks.

#GBNews where are the subtitles- need them as sound quality so poor.

Big Tory announcement about reform of rail services - what are they trying to hide - oh look f**k up in test and trace system failure leading to surge in indian variation - reported in Independent.

#r4today ask #MattHancock if he has seen the plan for social care the PM drew up 2 years ago as mentioned on steps of Downing Street?

Yes Prime Minister now showing on @SkyNews !! Staring Cabinet Secretary Simon Case.

Re the texts between Dyson and @BorisJohnson why not ask @bbclaurak who leaked stuff to her?

What’s happened to @MattHancock cricket ball? It’s gone missing from his computer room shelf.

I will not be watching today’s briefing with @MattHancock

#MattHancock gets smugger by the million! Just saying.

“Technical error” re police computer ie someone pressed the wrong button.

Parliamentary Under Secretary of State (Minister for Business and Industry) and Parliamentary Under Secretary of State (Minister for COVID Vaccine Deployment) Nadhim Zahawi MP where is he?

#radio4today #GavinWilliamson has a unique interview style just keep talking and don’t give the interviewer a chance to ask a question!

#skynews the look of anticipation on Sam Coates face as he waited for and answer to his question aT the prezzer was brilliant - alas he was disappointed

Am I right in thinking #BorisJohnson coined the phrase Build Back Better? I note it’s the name of Joe Biden’s new website and Johnson seems to have dropped the slogan.

#BrandonLewis what’s the point in saying we’ve tested more people in UK than have been tested in Europe - we’ve left Europe. These ministers spout meaningless statistics to avoid answering questions.

#skynews have gone mad - something else beside Covid to repot on. SBS board tanker in Chanel.

#BorisJohnson Scylla and Charybdis #WTF

Obviously one should retrain as a consultant.