happy pride month everyone ! !

just injected #estrogen

one thing about me is that i cannot be let within fifty feet of a lottery ticket because i know if i won ANY amount of money i would be convinced gambling is worth it

if you know or suspect that a loved one has escaped the cycle of samsara please file a report to the local authorities

i made you some hot coffee it’s actually iced coffee i lied it’s actually hot

way up high in rolie polie sky

i think moto moto hates you

was out for a bit today for some errands and saw a rainbow Which Means today is a new holiday!!! the Gayest Day Ever

would you enter my shop if i was obviously an extraplanar entity crudely pretending to be human?

i recently purchased a very fine couch on the facebook marketplace filled to the brim with bees and every time i sit on it my ass is stung a thousand times but i gladly do it bvecause it makes my butt hella big

THE NEW DEADLOCK UPDATE LOOKS SO GOOD

really wish they would build a data center nearby

those residents were definitely evil

i’m evil i’m evil i’m evil or whatever

i had a nightmare that i got in a really bad car accident and fell into a coma for 6 years and when i woke up i had to contend with the fact that id missed so much and lost so much time and it was super depressing. i then asked a friend if ES 6 was out yet and she said no

my contract stipulates i must appear on every timeline for at least 10 seconds

resonating with the earthly dao is gay

something is happening

my disciple suffered a qi deviation due to forcefully breaking through despite having an unstable foundation 🙄

i’m full of estrogen and adderall