If my future wife brags about giving me sex once a week I’m genuinely blowing my shit smooth off
Jenna Elfman reveals why wives must sleep with their husbands even when exhausted
"You have to have sex. My husband is like a fussy, PMS-y little weirdo if he doesn’t get it. As soon as he has a little lovin’, he’s like, 'What do you need, hon? I’m all ears'"
"minimum once a week. If I’m on fire, it’s twice a week, but that’s just so not happening right now"
"he’ll just like pick a fight over nothing"
"often I’m tired and I still try and do it because he’s a very good husband and he deserves to be acknowledged with my body"
"this is part of my self-discipline is to not make it feel like super, you know, condescending"
"you have to communicate too and you have to like not keep secrets from each other, but like sex is one of the things"
"Often I don’t want a big male body all up in my business when I’m really tired. I don’t want a big male body up inside my business"
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When you treat a woman too well, she doesn't think you're amazing. She thinks she is.









































